http://allie-vamp.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] allie-vamp.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2012-12-28 09:22 pm

Devil's Nest, Friday Evening

Now that she'd had her phone for almost a week, Allie wondered how she'd gone so long without one.

Or more specifically, without the Angry Birds app.

The Devil's Nest was open and the pigs were doomed.

[The *&^$ goat ate the OCD]

[identity profile] firstnameagent.livejournal.com 2012-12-29 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Good evening," Coulson said, walking into the bar and taking a quick look at Allie. "I think I know that look. Is that the one with the fruit or where you get candy to the cute little monster?"

[identity profile] firstnameagent.livejournal.com 2012-12-29 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
"Ah. I should have guessed. That was more of a bird-throwing swipe than a sword-slashing swipe," Coulson said, as if all swipes were different. "I'll have a Guinness. Thank you, Tiny."

[identity profile] firstnameagent.livejournal.com 2012-12-29 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
"That's how they get you," Coulson said. "I was hooked on Words With Friends for months. But I finally was able to put 'QUIT' across a triple word score and walked away. I mean that literally. It was a good place to stop."

[identity profile] firstnameagent.livejournal.com 2012-12-29 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
"Not really. I was losing that game anyway," Coulson said. "I wasn't actually good at it."

[identity profile] firstnameagent.livejournal.com 2012-12-29 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
"I work at Wellspring Arms on Sundays," Coulson said. "There's usually time to hit a few pigs there. But I also just put my name in to manage one of the apartment buildings in town, so my free time might become a little less free."

[identity profile] firstnameagent.livejournal.com 2012-12-29 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
"That one, actually," Coulson said. "It's nice to know that if I get the job, I'll know one of the tenants already."

[identity profile] firstnameagent.livejournal.com 2012-12-29 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Phil Coulson. Most people just call me Coulson," Coulson said. "And I'll be sure to have some empty bottles ready next time that happens. I imagine saving, bottling, and storing some of the wine is the first step."

[identity profile] firstnameagent.livejournal.com 2012-12-29 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
"In that case, you're probably stuck waiting," Coulson said. "In my experience that's the best way to deal with most of the things the island throws your way."

"It's not the most helpful advice, but it's pretty much the only advice there is for that stuff."