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not_mandonna ([personal profile] not_mandonna) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2013-01-01 06:18 pm
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The Devil's Nest, Tuesday Evening

Max came into the bar today with a hangover and a glass of what his friend Jane called an ancient Serbian hangover remedy. It had taken all morning to prepare in his hungover state, and featured some ingredients that he didn't even know what they were called, and which Jane had literally sent over via express portal in a bag. After one sip of it from the giant Slurpee cup he'd brought with him, he pronounced it disgusting and lay his head down on the bar to mope for five minutes.

Five minutes later, he was in the best mood of his entire life, and with a dapper plastic top hat from last night on his head, Max fashioned a sign for the door.

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