fandomtownies | MCA Lobby, Saturday

After being here at MCA for a little bit, Coulson had the lay of the land. And that meant now he had to figure out where to hide what weapons in case of invasion while he was in the office. Obviously, the pulse rifle was locked up in the office with a fingerprint lock. But a trusty garotte could be hidden in a potted plant. Brass knuckles under a couch. A taser hidden in a lamp in the office.

So if anyone passed by and noticed Coulson looking at all of the fixtures and furnishings nonchalantly, that was just his way of not letting them know that he was prepared for bad things to happen at any given moment. Because that might be weird to find out about the building manager. Especially one who was always wearing a suit.

[OOC: MCA info here if anyone needs a place to live.]