Off Galactica Point, Saturday Evening

[releasethis.livejournal.com]

Splash splash gurgle siiiiigh.

"Bloooooooooooooooop!"

{Moooooooooom! I swam everywhere looking for you and a shark almost ate me and I peed on an anemone because he was a jerkface mooooooooooom hi mom where's dad hiiiiiiii!}

"......Bloop?"

{...Untranslatable.}

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[crusheverything]

"...........Bloop?"

{Still untranslatable.}

[kraken-released.livejournal.com]

"Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!"


{Hey, Sunshine, what's going on? Seen any princesses around waiting to be eaten?}

[releasethis.livejournal.com]

Bllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooop!!!1!!!"

{Hi Dad hi hi hi hi I ate a canoe! And an eel! Hi!}

[kraken-released.livejournal.com]

"...raaaaaaaaaaar?"

{...}

[crusheverything]

"BLOOP!"

{That's what I said!}

[releasethis.livejournal.com]

"Bloopedybloop!1!"

{That's what she said!}

[kraken-released.livejournal.com]

"Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!11!!!!"

{Look, kid, you're cute and all, but I never laid a hand on my mother. I mean, I thought about it sometimes, because, come on, look at those tentacles, but...oh, wait, there was that one time during one of those weird alternate universes but that can't count, can it?}