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Stark Industries [all day]

Ben and Ender had a date for Greek food tonight, which meant that Ben's attention was only half on his work at the shop today--the rest of it was trying to learn how to pronounce "spanokopita."

It wasn't going well, but at least it wasn't raining lemons?

The shop was open!
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[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2013-05-31 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"If Victor says that I was talking smack about your legs, just remember I still think you're pretty," Tony said with a grin in lieu of greeting.
momslilassassin: ([pos] i am a big dork)

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2013-05-31 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"Of course I'm pretty," Ben said. "Do I want to know why you were talking about my legs?"

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2013-05-31 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Somehow there was a dress in the shop."
momslilassassin: ([pos] i don't belieeeeeeeve you)

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2013-05-31 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"...this is not making me feel better," Ben declared.

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2013-05-31 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"JARVIS claims it was a drunken purchase. So..."
momslilassassin: ([pos] pretty lighting)

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2013-05-31 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Your drunken purchase or JARVIS's?" Ben asked. "Both will lead to their own set of questions."

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2013-05-31 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ours." A beat. "If JARVIS can get drunk, we have a serious problem on our hands."
momslilassassin: ([neu] i wear jeans!)

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2013-05-31 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's kind of what I was thinking," Ben agreed, wide-eyed. "But who hasn't gotten drunk and bought a dress?"

Beat.

"I mean I haven't, but I've convinced you to buy penguin zoos, so a dress seems pretty easy."

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2013-05-31 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Pretty sure it was your dress."
momslilassassin: ([neg] meh)

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2013-05-31 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
There was a looooong pause.

"Let's never mention this to Ender."

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2013-05-31 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"Consider it done." Until he needed a favour. Or wanted to embarrass you, Ben.
momslilassassin: ([neg] uncertain)

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2013-05-31 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, obviously. That's just basic rules of friendship.

"And you're sure it's not Bobby's?"

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2013-05-31 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
That color? On Bobby?

"...we could say it is."
momslilassassin: ([neg] floppy hair intense)

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2013-05-31 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"Maybe mail it to him?" Ben suggested. "I'm sure Sookie would be super understanding..."

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2013-05-31 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"We could get one for her too!" No, guys. No.
momslilassassin: ([pos] i am so grown up and smiley)

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2013-05-31 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"That seems like an astral idea!"

On what planet, Ben?

[OOC:: NIIIIIGHT. Catch you in the morning :)]

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2013-05-31 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
The magic planet they would end up exiled to.

"Maybe a matching set of shoes for them both."
momslilassassin: ([pos] adorkable)

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2013-06-01 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"But would we be able to come close to the beauty of the dress?" Ben wondered.

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2013-06-01 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"If we dipped them in glitter maybe."
momslilassassin: ([pos] aren't I cute?)

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2013-06-01 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ooooh," Ben said. "Good thinking. We could be designers!"

Not really.

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2013-06-01 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"I designed a high tech suit of armor. Fashion can't be more difficult, right?"
momslilassassin: ([neu] i am sneaky)

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2013-06-01 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Right!" Ben said. "We know what we like, and then we just...dump it in glitter and call it women's clothing."

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2013-06-01 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Or, you know, cross dressing clothes for Bobby."

They were so accepting.
momslilassassin: ([pos] aren't I cute?)

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2013-06-01 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"We don't judge!" Ben agreed.

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2013-06-01 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"We just want him to feel as pretty as he is."

And this is why they would end up dead left to their own devices.
momslilassassin: ([neu] intense)

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2013-06-01 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
In less than a week, at that.

"We should put that in the card," Ben said, nodding.

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2013-06-01 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Maybe with an artistic rendition of his beauty."

No. Just... no.
momslilassassin: ([pos] looking kind of manic)

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2013-06-01 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Ben burst out laughing. "You can draw it."

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2013-06-01 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"It will be amazing."

And feature a 'not to scale' note in the corner.
momslilassassin: ([neu] looking right at you)

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2013-06-01 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, of course.

"Here," Ben said, sliding a piece of paper over.

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2013-06-01 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, it was on now. "Maybe we can convince them it's a wedding gift?"
momslilassassin: ([pos] looking down with a smile)

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2013-06-01 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"Because good friends don't need to go from the registration," Ben agreed.

Even thought that wasn't the word at all.

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2013-06-01 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"He is going to have the best bachelor party of all time, you know."

Or end up in jail. Possibly both.
momslilassassin: ([pos] grin)

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2013-06-01 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oooooh," Ben agreed. "We should start planning it now."

Because they were invited, right?

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2013-06-01 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
If they weren't, then they'd just kidnap him for their own. Probably featuring Twi'lek dancers.

"It's a very important part of tradition, after all."
momslilassassin: ([neu] i has a book!)

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2013-06-01 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"Is it?" Ben replied. "This is my first wedding."

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2013-06-01 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Pretty sure?" They'll end up making it up as they go.
momslilassassin: ([pos] adorkable)

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2013-06-01 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"Works for me," Ben said. "I'll make sure to stock up on Doritos and gas station burritos."

The most important of foods!

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2013-06-01 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Maybe call the hospital ahead of time too?"
momslilassassin: ([pos] aren't I cute?)

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2013-06-01 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"And possibly the tattoo places, just in case," Ben added.

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2013-06-01 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"He would look good with a facial tattoo..."

They were horrible friends.
momslilassassin: ([pos] i am so grown up and smiley)

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2013-06-01 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ooooh," Ben said. "One of those twirly mustaches?"

The worst.

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2013-06-01 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"Only if he also gets a monocle tattoo."
momslilassassin: ([pos] i am so grown up and smiley)

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2013-06-01 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"That seems like a completely reasonable request," Ben said.

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2013-06-01 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Didn't it just?

"He'll thank us for it later."

Or never.
momslilassassin: ([neu] focused)

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2013-06-01 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"He'd look very dashing," Ben said, nodding.

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2013-06-01 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"You get the top hat and I'll plan the kidnapping."
momslilassassin: ([pos] grin)

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2013-06-01 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Deal," Ben said, grinning.

Seriously. How did they survive?
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