The Devil's Nest, Wednesday Evening

[justlurkinghere]

Derek was having an amazing beard day today. Which made everything so much better in his life. And there was even amazing music playing! But that second part was actually the DJ trying to torment him and Derek not getting it because his taste in music was awful.

Yeah. Between this and dubstep.

His taste was not to be emulated, kids.

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The Bar

[justlurkinghere]

Come! Bask in the glory of his beard.

Re: The Bar

[robinonadderall]

Derek was having a good beard day, he noticed immediately when he came into the bar. Seemed like a weird thing to compliment someone on though, so instead he said, "Is it weird shark week is really making me want to eat shark?"

Re: The Bar

[justlurkinghere]

"No." Derek had killed some of those sharks, so.

Re: The Bar

[robinonadderall]

"Do people actually eat shark?" he asked. "Are there shark steaks?"

Re: The Bar

[justlurkinghere]

"Lets go with yes," Derek replied, shoving a cherry coke forward. "Why not."

Re: The Bar

[robinonadderall]

"Aw, thanks." Boom, points for politeness. Or maybe he didn't want his drink stolen again. "Your beard looks nice today."

So much for not mentioning it.

Re: The Bar

[justlurkinghere]

Didn't it just?

"I forgot to shave." He styled it so much. Don't even.

Re: The Bar

[robinonadderall]

"Forgot to shave?" he asked. "What do you even do during the day?"

Re: The Bar

[justlurkinghere]

"What do you do?" Oooo, mature comeback!

Re: The Bar

[robinonadderall]

"You really want to know the answer the answer to that question?" he asked. The answer would be masturbation, Derek.

Re: The Bar

[justlurkinghere]

WHY WOULD YOU TALK ABOUT THAT WITH PEOPLE?

"I asked, didn't I?"

Re: The Bar

[robinonadderall]

"To be honest I spend a lot of time masturbating." You brought that answer on yourself, Derek.

Re: The Bar

[throughaphase]

Oh, was Kitty going to be in here after last weekend's adventure? Yes. Yes, she was.

And she was only slightly frowning at the music.

"I like your beard," she said, taking a seat.

Re: The Bar

[justlurkinghere]

"Drink?" He was preening at that, though. Low key preening.

Re: The Bar

[throughaphase]

"Coke, please," Kitty grinned. "So, I wanted to come by and thank you for your help last week."

Re: The Bar

[justlurkinghere]

"Don't mention it." A beat. "Seriously, don't."

Re: The Bar

[throughaphase]

Kitty nodded. "Sure. But I really appreciated you doing it okay I'm done anyway I didn't pick the DJ to put this music on."

Smooth, Kitty.

Re: The Bar

[justlurkinghere]

"It could be worse." DEREK, NO.

Re: The Bar

[throughaphase]

"How?" She was curious.

Re: The Bar

[justlurkinghere]

"There could be glitter." IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE.

Re: The Bar

[throughaphase]

"If there was glitter I'd be at the door by now," Kitty decided. "Which means you're right, glitter is worse."

Re: The Bar

[justlurkinghere]

He taught with Pinkie Pie. He was the expert on that.

"Everything's fine?"

The Lounge/Dance Floor

[justlurkinghere]

Sway? Yeah, you could really only sway apathetically to this music.

The VIP Area

[justlurkinghere]

NO BEARDS THERE.

OOC

[justlurkinghere]