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fandomtownies2013-09-11 11:38 am
fjordicswagger) wrote in fandomtownies2013-09-11 11:38 am
A Very Small Lawn on the Old Side of the Island, Wednesday Morning
"You know, for a guy who's terrified of plastic lawn gnomes, you spend a lot of time hanging around them."
Tiny gave her the big eyes.
Tamsin sighed. "Ugh, I'll take care of it," she said, stepping onto the grass and reaching for the gnome. It was embedded in a flowerpot right across a short wall, so that was great. "You realize that the fact you keep turning up when these things do kind of makes you look suspicious, right?" She yanked it out of the pot and tossed it onto the lawn.
Tiny jumped.
"This is the last time I want to see you near one of these things," she continued, rubbing her hands to get rid of all the excess soil. "Or I'm dragging you in for questioning--"
She brought her foot down on the gnome. It came apart.
"Capiche, big guy?"
[[ open! ]]
Tiny gave her the big eyes.
Tamsin sighed. "Ugh, I'll take care of it," she said, stepping onto the grass and reaching for the gnome. It was embedded in a flowerpot right across a short wall, so that was great. "You realize that the fact you keep turning up when these things do kind of makes you look suspicious, right?" She yanked it out of the pot and tossed it onto the lawn.
Tiny jumped.
"This is the last time I want to see you near one of these things," she continued, rubbing her hands to get rid of all the excess soil. "Or I'm dragging you in for questioning--"
She brought her foot down on the gnome. It came apart.
"Capiche, big guy?"
[[ open! ]]