fandomtownies | 28 Sphinx, Sunday afternoon

The whole island was wrapped up in this thing with Handsome Jack and the Vault. The thing was, it dawned on Mike that Handsome Jack wasn't his problem. And his problem wasn't going to be solved by whatever happened at the ribbon-cutting today.

So this morning he used a hacksaw to cut the trigger guard off of one of the Pandoran guns he'd bought. With that, and a shoulder strap fastened to the gun, it would work well enough.

He'd spent the rest of the day training.

What happened in the Psychos' nest while everyone else was off doing whatever with Hyperion could have been described -- not by Mike, of course, because he didn't talk like this, but by someone -- as the most awesome buddy movie ever.

When it was over, Mike brushed a bit of flaming Psycho guts out of the Cheese Panda's fur and patted it on the shoulder. "You did good, kid."