The Boards, Sunday Afternoon

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It was the happiest day of their lives. The day they would pull a beautiful scam and get presents. Also, wear matching red dresses.

The marquee on the Boards read:

CECIL / KENZI NUPTIALS, 1:30 PM
Welcome Fandom!
Please place your presents next to the cake table


[ooc: Posted with Drac's permission! Come one, come all! OCD up in a sec. now!]

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Arrivals/Mingling/pre-ceremony

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Doesn't the Boards look great with all that glitter and flowers?

Re: Arrivals/Mingling/pre-ceremony

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

In one of the dressing rooms, Kenzi had her red dress (http://www.thecelebritydresses.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/800x/040ec09b1e35df139433887a97daa66f/k/s/ksenia_solo_red_prom_dress_new_york_premiere_for_black_swan_3.jpg) on, and was happily arranging her flowers.

This was the best plan ever!

Re: Arrivals/Mingling/pre-ceremony

[tigerundercover]

"Honey, you look smashing," Raven said. As a professional wedding planner, it was her duty to make sure the bride was always full of confidence about her big day. "Now you need anything at all, you just let me know. I am here for you."

And also to potentially inadvertently seduce Kenzi's beloved out from under her. But that only happened at maybe 75% of the weddings Raven planned and officiated. She couldn't help it if men liked to fall for the wedding planner.

Re: Arrivals/Mingling/pre-ceremony

[voiceoverdue]

In another dressing room, Cecil had his red dress on, fussing over the fit and scritching the best man.

He wrapped an arm around Foucault and looked in the mirror. "We don't clash, do we?"

Re: Arrivals/Mingling/pre-ceremony

[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

Howie was still wearing a yarmulke, but this time it was his wedding yarmulke instead of his funeral yarmulke. He felt this would be a good warm up to the big family wedding later, so how could he resist?

Re: Arrivals/Mingling/pre-ceremony

[mummyspromdate.livejournal.com]

Maddie was totally normal this weekend. So of course she had to be here to see this. Don't mind her.

Re: Arrivals/Mingling/pre-ceremony

[holyshitsnacks.livejournal.com]

Pam didn't know either of these two kids, but she hoped it would work for them. Like it hadn't for her and Bruce, but like it totally would for her and Nikolai.

Plus they might need a wedding singer.

Re: Arrivals/Mingling/pre-ceremony

[myownface]

Sparkle checked his watch as they arrived at the Boards after his kidnapping-from-being-kidnapped over at the other wedding in town. He'd lost the crappy wig somewhere along the way, and he wasn't sure when he'd had time to put on the red dress he was wearing now (seriously, what the fuck?), but that wasn't what was tripping him up at the moment.

"Wasn't it just, like, a few hours later before we got here? I could swear it was..."

Sparkle, meet Soap Opera continuity.

The Ceremony

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Awwww.

Re: The Ceremony

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"You ready, got your flowers?" Kenzi checked and looped her arm through Cecil's at the back of the theater. "God, you look gorgeous! Best Man, you ready? Flower Girl, you look adorable."

Re: The Ceremony

[tigerundercover]

"Dearly beloved," Raven said, fully committed to her current priest role. "We are gathered here today. . . ."

And then it just went into muttered "peas and carrots" because this would be the part where the camera cut away from the priest entirely to show the bride and groom making googly eyes at each other and possibly shots of the family and friends crying softly into hankies.

BUT WAIT!

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

What is this interruption?!


[anyone, everyone, feel free to object to this union of souls silliness.]

Re: BUT WAIT!

[fly-so-serious.livejournal.com]

"But Cecil!!!" Jeffy wailed. "What about our quote-unquote love?!?! Does this mean I can't get any more free crap from your store?!?!"

Re: BUT WAIT!

[14andseven]

"Hang on," Roland said. (He was the wedding band, naturally.) "Kenzi, I thought you were Jewish."

Re: BUT WAIT!

[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

"ACHOOOOOO!" Howie sneezed super loudly.

Re: BUT WAIT!

[holyshitsnacks.livejournal.com]

"Divorce rates are sky-high right now," Pam said, standing up to make an impassioned plea. "You're throwing your life away! You're too young! I can't let you make the same mistakes I did!"

Like getting a fat alimony check every month from Bruce Wayne. That was rough, guys.

Re: BUT WAIT!

[nookiepowered]

"KENZI, NO!"

Bo burst through the front doors and into... well, what was passing for a chapel. It frankly still looked like the theatre set covered with flowers.

"You can't marry some guy you haven't even introduced to your best friend yet!"

Might that be due to the fact that her best friend had languisged in a tragic offscreen coma for the last three years? It might.

Re: BUT WAIT!

[bluhblahbluh.livejournal.com]

Drac had been fine all this weekend. Or as far as he'd noticed. But of course NOW the writers needed him!

Which mean Old Uncle Drac got to make an appearance!

No one knew who's uncle he was. He'd been called Uncle Drac since the first episode... and that was many many writers ago and no one remembered what he had been written in for, other than giving an old character actor a job.

He'd been culled down to appearing only when a character needed to disappear mysteriously in a dark alleyway, or, like now, when some deep dark town secret needed to be revealed...

"YOU YOUNGIN'S CAN'T GET HITCHED!" He stood up as suddenly as he could and shook his cane at the ceiling and everyone in this blasted town. "You don't know what I know!"

Presents table

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

The bigger the better.

Re: Presents table

[fly-so-serious.livejournal.com]

Jeffy set his present on the table. It was artfully wrapped, and yet a corner of the wrapping paper had peeled back so the audience could see what was inside -- a case of ENERGY DRINKS! He rubbed his hands together evilly and cackled.

...Wait, was either Kenzi or Cecil addicted to caffeine at the moment? It was so hard to keep track.

Re: Presents table

[myownface]

Sparkle had managed to grab two pairs of socks for the newlyweds on his way out of the Demon Marcus during the first kidnapping he'd gone through today.

Now, during kidnapping number two, he was placing them, unwrapped, on the gifts table.

You're welcome, guys.

Seriously. Bunch of nutbars.

Re: Presents table

[nookiepowered]

Just got out of a coma ten minutes ago or not, Bo was not going to be giving her best friend shitty presents for this wedding she wasn't sure if she approved of or not, thank you.

Which was why you'd find her second hottest pair of boots on the table, with a note attached: You can take turns. Love, Bo.

Second hottest. She loved Kenzi [-----------------------------------------THIS--------------------------------------] much, but she was not crazy.

Post-ceremony. CAKE.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Have some! Shoot someone! Whatever you do at a wedding.

Re: Post-ceremony. CAKE.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi was now indulging in the complimentary champagne and grumping. "Jesus. People are rude."

OOC

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