Turtle & Canary, Wednesday

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Mike, Apu, and the Cheese Panda clustered around an open crate. Mike gave Apu a long, hard look. "Now, what are we supposed to do with these?" he grumbled. The crate was supposed to contain fruit. Instead, there were animals. "That is one hell of a mix-up." Someone at the wholesaler was going to have a LOT of explaining to do.

Mike sighed, and made up a sign for the front window.

SALE: Kiwi birds
Not for eating

Today's Squishy flavors: Bandwagon, Mango, Red

Comments

Talk to Mike

[fix-it-guy.livejournal.com]

When he's not talking on the phone to his supplier in a very pleasant, slow, methodical, polite voice that is fucking scary.

Mod your shopping

[fix-it-guy.livejournal.com]

Apu is, as always, happy to help.

OOC

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I saw two other posts mention kiwis today and got inspired. So sue me.