fandomtownies | Groovy Tunes, Wednesday

Eleanor liked to grab random CDs and put them into the player -- how better to find new and interesting artists she might otherwise have missed?

When the electronic-sounding bass started, she decided to give the song a minute or two to see where it was going. She changed her mind once the vocals announced Don't want no short dick man!

She stared at the CD in horror, but then -- as if the singer knew Eleanor wasn't trusting her own ears -- she repeated it, just as loudly.

The line was starting for a third time when Eleanor yanked the CD out. Apparently, today was not a good day for random exploration. She was going to find something else to listen to. Anything else. Anything else at all.

Groovy Tunes was open (and not playing anything related to short-dicked men).

(I browse wiki:random for Eleanor's shift sometimes. And this classic turned up. How could I resist? LINK IS VERY NWS obviously. OCD-free!)