Through town [Thursday morning]

[fuzzynblue.livejournal.com]

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If you've ever missed out on the sight of a fuzzy blue Muppet with his arms flailing over his head as he runs, screaming, down the street at just past dawn on a Thursday, well...now you haven't.

The source of Grover's panic? A 500 pound Chicken From Hell.

At least he's not overreacting?

[OOC: Open, sure :)]

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[toomanyofme.livejournal.com]

Jamie was in sorry shape this morning. He was bruised, cut and his clothes were covered in gook that no clothes should be covered with.

However none of that mattered because he was smiling. Why?

He had a breakfast burrito.

Looking up at the screaming monster and the 500 lbs chicken from hell, he shrugged and took another bite. "That's something you don't see everyday."

[imnotgoodatnice.livejournal.com]

Aeryn had been out on a sort of patrol, and was it wrong to shoot at a 500 pound chicken from hell in front of a fuzzy blue Muppet?

If so, oops, Aeryn was doing it. Because canon.

[fuzzynblue.livejournal.com]

"Oh!" Grover said. His eyes would have gone wide if his eyes were capable of doing that. "That was...very violent."

He paused.

"But it is better than being eaten."

[imnotgoodatnice.livejournal.com]

"Everything's better than being eaten. You all right?" Aeryn checked.

[fuzzynblue.livejournal.com]

Grover checked himself over. "I believe I am still as adorable as I usually am. I think I will not leave my room without my super suit from now on."

[imnotgoodatnice.livejournal.com]

"You might just not want to leave your room at all," she advised.

[fuzzynblue.livejournal.com]

"Oh, but that would not be very super of me," Grover said.

[imnotgoodatnice.livejournal.com]

"Maybe not, but it would be much safer," she pointed out. She doubted this self-admitted adorable furry thing had ever killed anything, ever.

[fuzzynblue.livejournal.com]

There had been an ant, once. Grover had felt VERY BADLY about it.

"Maybe..." he said, tilting his head.

[imnotgoodatnice.livejournal.com]

"You should run along. I'm sure there are plenty of people who need someone super where there are no dinosaurs." She had no idea what she was talking about. She just thought it'd be safer for everyone with him not being chased by anything.

[fuzzynblue.livejournal.com]

"I am very good at helping," Grover assured her, "but the only big bird I know is yellow and likes to sing about the alphabet."

[imnotgoodatnice.livejournal.com]

Uh.

"...Well, maybe you should find him, then."

[fuzzynblue.livejournal.com]

"Oh, he is not here. He lives on Sesame Street, which is very far away from here," Grover told her.

[imnotgoodatnice.livejournal.com]

"Then that is definitely a better place to be," Aeryn said.

[fuzzynblue.livejournal.com]

"I agree with you," Grover said. "The vegetables here hardly ever sing."

[imnotgoodatnice.livejournal.com]

...

"...Right."

She had no idea what to even do with that. He probably wasn't talking about Delvians.

[fuzzynblue.livejournal.com]

"They do a wonderful song about about the food groups," Grover told her, nodding.

[imnotgoodatnice.livejournal.com]

"I'll take your word for it?" There were groups of food now?

[fuzzynblue.livejournal.com]

"I could try to sing but I would not doing it justice," Grover said.

[imnotgoodatnice.livejournal.com]

"You don't need to do that," Aeryn said. "You get somewhere safe. And sing that song there, if you feel like it."

[fuzzynblue.livejournal.com]

"I will," Grover assured her. "I can sing a different song, if you would prefer?"

[imnotgoodatnice.livejournal.com]

"That won't be necessary," she said immediately. "Your safety is my only concern."

It wasn't, but she could not deal with singing today.

[fuzzynblue.livejournal.com]

"That is very nice of you," Grover said. "I will go now in case another chicken decides to run this way."