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fandomtownies2014-03-28 10:10 pm
locointhecoco) wrote in fandomtownies2014-03-28 10:10 pm
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All around Fandom, Friday night
Look, there was really just only so much time that Pinkie could stay indoors, even when the outdoors was filled with just about every variety of creepy mean nasty killer monsters she could imagine.
(That wasn't even remotely true. Pinkie had a vivid imagination. But there were a lot of creepy mean nasty killer monsters out.)
So as night fell and she started to vibrate around her apartment, Pinkie decided to head up to the roof of MCA and get some air. She made sure to wear a beekeeper suit and bring along her rolling pin to take on the zombie fish and pterodons, but hadn't thought to deal with what had seemed like perfectly innocuous statuary changes on the island.
Next thing she knew, the nice new angel statue on the open patio was snarling at her and then she was next to the sourthern gate of the school grounds, and a troll was menacing her. The troll got mauled by a bear in front of her, and she dashed off as fast as her ridiculously tall, clunky boots could carry her, running straight through a vicious looking snowman, leaving a Pinkie shaped hole through the middle.
She made it halfway down the street towards the community center when a harpy swooped down at her, shrieking. Pinkie swatted at it, then got run over by a monkeypony. Somehow, she managed to turn this into her riding the monkeypony, right up until the monkey-pony ran over a mummy and it ended up sitting astride it behind her. She shrieked again, bailing off the side, and narrowly missed landing on a scorpion. She leaped straight up into the air, flailing all her limbs, then managed to fling herself sideways -- into another creepy angel statue.
And then she was sliding down the side of a glacier. She slid right on past a group of sledding vikings, giving them a cheery wave as she went, then rolled into a ball to bowl over a group of passing zombies at the glacier's base. She rolled to a dizzy stop in the middle of a circle of ravenous -- everything -- screamed in the face of a utahraptor, spotted one more of those angel things, and threw herself at it, wrapping all her limbs around it and crying into its stony shoulder until it zapped her to the junk yard, just a hop (over a flock of piranha swarming the corpse of a monkeypony), skip (around a small gang of killer snowmen), and jump (away from the reaching arms of YET ANOTHER ANGEL STATUE) back to MCA.
She might never leave her apartment again.
(That wasn't even remotely true. Pinkie had a vivid imagination. But there were a lot of creepy mean nasty killer monsters out.)
So as night fell and she started to vibrate around her apartment, Pinkie decided to head up to the roof of MCA and get some air. She made sure to wear a beekeeper suit and bring along her rolling pin to take on the zombie fish and pterodons, but hadn't thought to deal with what had seemed like perfectly innocuous statuary changes on the island.
Next thing she knew, the nice new angel statue on the open patio was snarling at her and then she was next to the sourthern gate of the school grounds, and a troll was menacing her. The troll got mauled by a bear in front of her, and she dashed off as fast as her ridiculously tall, clunky boots could carry her, running straight through a vicious looking snowman, leaving a Pinkie shaped hole through the middle.
She made it halfway down the street towards the community center when a harpy swooped down at her, shrieking. Pinkie swatted at it, then got run over by a monkeypony. Somehow, she managed to turn this into her riding the monkeypony, right up until the monkey-pony ran over a mummy and it ended up sitting astride it behind her. She shrieked again, bailing off the side, and narrowly missed landing on a scorpion. She leaped straight up into the air, flailing all her limbs, then managed to fling herself sideways -- into another creepy angel statue.
And then she was sliding down the side of a glacier. She slid right on past a group of sledding vikings, giving them a cheery wave as she went, then rolled into a ball to bowl over a group of passing zombies at the glacier's base. She rolled to a dizzy stop in the middle of a circle of ravenous -- everything -- screamed in the face of a utahraptor, spotted one more of those angel things, and threw herself at it, wrapping all her limbs around it and crying into its stony shoulder until it zapped her to the junk yard, just a hop (over a flock of piranha swarming the corpse of a monkeypony), skip (around a small gang of killer snowmen), and jump (away from the reaching arms of YET ANOTHER ANGEL STATUE) back to MCA.
She might never leave her apartment again.