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Pinkie Pie ([personal profile] locointhecoco) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2015-08-14 12:06 pm
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Wonka's Sweets Shoppe, Friday

"She had four legs that went all the way to the floor. I knew she was trouble the moment she came trotting through my door."

Pinkie had come in to work this morning to find a shipment of very dark chocolate bars, which had led her right down the rabbit hole into getting any candy with a face involved in an elaborate game of noir pretend.

Gummy was the detective. He was sat behind a desk constructed out of licorice gum drops and jelly beans, wearing a little fedora that Pinkie had come up with out of nowhere. There was a little pixie stick outline of a gummy bear on the counter, surrounded by artistic arcs of strawberry syrup. A pack of gum with a cheerful nineties zebra on it was a sobbing witness. By the end of the day, Pinkie would out herself as the culprit with a dramatic, megalomaniacal confession speech and go down in a dramatic jawbreaker fight.

She loved this job.

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