fjordicswagger (
fjordicswagger) wrote in
fandomtownies2015-12-20 01:05 pm
Around Fandom, Sunday Morning
So, hey. Turned out the nerds actually got something figured out. Normally Tamsin would've used the PA system, or something, but that would've required Bright Eyes' help, and Bright Eyes was currently curled up in the closet somewhere.
Tamsin reached into the closet, right past Bright Eyes' head, grabbed a megaphone and a large sword, and ducked back out. Then she took to the streets, turning the megaphone up to full blast.
"HEY! ISLAND! THE RESEARCH NERDS SAY WE'VE GOT TO THROW A PARTY, AND LET'S FACE IT, THEY'RE NERDS, THEY DON'T KNOW HOW."
There was some feedback as she lowered the megaphone... then brought it back up to her mouth.
"ALSO THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT KIDS, I GUESS? I DON'T LIKE THE STUPID, DROOLY THINGS, BUT THEY MIGHT HELP. SOMETHING SOMETHING JOY WARMTH TOGETHERNESS UGH HAVE I MENTIONED I HATE CHRISTMAS..."
The second burst of feedback involved the sound of sharp steel hitting something violently and repeatedly.
"... IF YOU'RE BIG ON PARTY PLANNING, GO TO THE COMMUNITY CENTER. IF YOU'RE NOT, HELP ME KILL SOME OF THESE THINGS BEFORE THEY RUIN EVERYTHING."
Beat.
"SERIOUSLY, I SO HATE CHRISTMAS."
[[ open for your reactions or bumping into tamsin needs. ]]
Tamsin reached into the closet, right past Bright Eyes' head, grabbed a megaphone and a large sword, and ducked back out. Then she took to the streets, turning the megaphone up to full blast.
"HEY! ISLAND! THE RESEARCH NERDS SAY WE'VE GOT TO THROW A PARTY, AND LET'S FACE IT, THEY'RE NERDS, THEY DON'T KNOW HOW."
There was some feedback as she lowered the megaphone... then brought it back up to her mouth.
"ALSO THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT KIDS, I GUESS? I DON'T LIKE THE STUPID, DROOLY THINGS, BUT THEY MIGHT HELP. SOMETHING SOMETHING JOY WARMTH TOGETHERNESS UGH HAVE I MENTIONED I HATE CHRISTMAS..."
The second burst of feedback involved the sound of sharp steel hitting something violently and repeatedly.
"... IF YOU'RE BIG ON PARTY PLANNING, GO TO THE COMMUNITY CENTER. IF YOU'RE NOT, HELP ME KILL SOME OF THESE THINGS BEFORE THEY RUIN EVERYTHING."
Beat.
"SERIOUSLY, I SO HATE CHRISTMAS."
[[ open for your reactions or bumping into tamsin needs. ]]
