http://regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2016-05-23 04:40 pm
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Caritas, Monday night

Kenzi was on her tumblr account today, trying to start a flame war. The drinks matched her ambitions.

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Flaming Blue
Flaming Dragon
Flaming Russian


"Muahahahahah." People were now dragging each other to hell over the last Queen episode. Score! Do a shot of something on fire!
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[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2016-05-24 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
"No. I've been a lab experiment. I'm not going to do that to anyone else," Jessica said. "I will do it to myself, apparently, though."

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[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2016-05-24 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
"This is going to end up a cautionary tale in some handbook or other," Kenzi mused. Then she lit another shot on fire and slid it down the bar to a patron. "Which is great as long as there are photos and cartoons explaining where it all went wrong."

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[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2016-05-24 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
"I honestly think 'Don't be like Jess' is the best advice anyone could get on so many levels," Jessica laughed. "The whole handbook could be that."

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[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2016-05-24 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
"Chapter 5: Don't go to Exploding Universes. Chapter 6: You hang out at Stark Industries why?" Kenzi grinned. "Still. I hope there's a cool reason behind that, and not just an infinitely confusing or icky reason why you came back to life-- you weren't in a coffin, were you? Ew."

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[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2016-05-24 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
"No, I ended up on a lab table with various samples in jars around me. We blew that lab up before we left," Jessica said. "And I think I have an idea of what happened to me. But I need to know more. I need more than just an idea."

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[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2016-05-24 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Good luck. A lot of the time I've quit asking 'why' because the answer is sometimes 'aliens' sometimes 'the Island is crazy' and sometimes 'your future is screwed, Kenzi, drink more.'" She poured another shot and offered it to Jessica. "Keep good notes, I wanna hear how that comes out!"

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[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2016-05-24 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
"For me, the answer is 'because there's a supersoldier serum that has surprising side effects in my blood,'" Jessica said. "And I don't want to be surprised by any more of those side effects. Especially since I knew this one guy... super evil guy, for the record, but he exposed himself to it and it made him completely batshit, but apparently immortal. If I'm going to go crazy, I want to know it."

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[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2016-05-24 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
"I'd take mortal over batshit evil any day," Kenzi had to agree. "Are you going to shoot the terrible guy into the sun or something?"

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[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2016-05-24 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't need to. My world blew up over a year ago," Jessica said. "It's been a rough time in my area of the multiverse."
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