http://regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2016-07-16 01:30 pm

Somewhere Else On the Island, Saturday




Deadpool
"I want my daggum hands back and my Martha's frilly dress ability to swear back!" Deadpool announced upon arrival.

Kenzi
"You and me both, buster." Kenzi twitched her tail and whined, "Why can't I have wings without losing my thumbs? SO not fair."

Ada
"Least you got wings," Ada said, looking at Kenzi wistfully. "....c'n you actually fly with 'em? That'd be nice, at least."

Kenzi
"Yup!" Kenzi got a few feet off the ground by dint of a bounce and some determined fluttering of wings. "--works better if I jump off a building. I don't know, might be the comic effect."

Deadpool
"Oh, it's official, I hate this," Deadpool chimed in, bouncing on his hooves. His *AIRHORN*ing hooves, people! "I couldn't even get wings. Or a horn. I should have gotten a horn that shot rainbows when you rubbed it."

No, that was just in the credits, Deadpool.

Kenzi
"Rainbows and glitter are like the ... chicken pox of craft. Gosh. Darn. It. That was not what I meant to say," Kenzi said in exasperation. "Let's think of a talisman to go find now, I want my snarky sass mouth back."

Deadpool
"And I want--" What followed was a very long airhorn that continued way too long, to be honest. There were also hoof gestures that would only make what he was saying worse, really. "--and a banana split," he finally finished with.

Ada
"I'm gonna gee golly gumdrop th' pretty flower that did this if'n I get m' hands on him," Ada grumbled, before realizing what she just said.

Beat.

"Oh f'r pony's sake... what's laughter look like t' you two? What are we even lookin' for?"

Kenzi
"Uh. Grouch Marx glasses? A laugh-meter?" Kenzi blew out a breath that might remind someone of whoopie cushions. "No, no.... wait. Somebody said something that made me think of..." THINK BRAIN, THINK!

Deadpool
"Ooo! Ooo! X-Men: The Last Stand!" ...no, Deadpool. No. "I thought it was pretty funny at least."

Ada
"'S that th' magic goin' bananas with your language, or did ya actually say all those words yourself?" Ada asked, genuinely curious. "I only understood 'bout half of it."

Kenzi
"THAT!" Kenzi started to do a little dance, possibly the Pony, and singing. "~Yes we have no~--" and a musical sting covered her words after that.

Deadpool
"...okay, I have no idea what she's doing," Deadpool admitted. "But let's just go find the a banana and fight John De Lancie. That animal needs to give me my friendly hands back."

Ada
"~She's got no bananas today~!" Ada sang back to Kenzi, laughing. "Works for me, let's do this."




[ooc: preplayed with the lovely [livejournal.com profile] skullpoopl and [livejournal.com profile] boneyard_girl, coded by the ever-charming [livejournal.com profile] vdistinctive. Laughter is now accounted for!]