spin_kick_snap: Kang Min Kyung as Kathy/Banzai (Default)
spin_kick_snap ([personal profile] spin_kick_snap) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2017-03-11 04:46 pm

Dite's Decadent Delights, Saturday

Kathy'd had a great idea talking to Dante the other week and had decided to come in over the weekend to start pricing out sex supply basics like lube, condoms, and dental dams, as well as trying to figure out what other potential items she could throw in for her 'Sex Care Crates.'

She was also trying to come up with better ideas for a name than 'Sex Care Crate.' But that was a brainstorm for a different day. Right now, she was deciding whether it was worth tossing in small, random items for under $10 as a special gift to longterm subscribers or if it should be something she did for everyone.

Decisions, yo.

[No OCD]
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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2017-03-11 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
The door to the backroom burst open sometime in the late afternoon, sending Eliot spilling out. He was damp and disheveled, with almost a week's worth of unkempt beard growth. His clothes were grubby and torn in places, and he was missing his left shoe.

"For the love of god," he yelled behind him. "Next time find someone else!"
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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2017-03-11 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Eliot swiped his hair out of his face, revealing a line of claw marks across the back of his hand and a bright pink Greetings Kitten bandaid on his forehead. Also, About fifteen poorly made friendship bracelets on his wrist.

"Kathy," he greeted. ". . . The hell're you holding?"
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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2017-03-11 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Don't wanna talk about it," Eliot grumbled. "When the hell did you buy a sex toy shop? How long was I gone?"
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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2017-03-12 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
"Ap -- April? I've been --" Nope, hang on. She'd already answered a direct question with the "bludgeoning weapon" thing. Maybe it wasn't a totally literal answer, but it was a descriptive one. "Jesus, kid. It's a wonder I ain't gone gray yet."
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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2017-03-12 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
"Of March," Eliot checked, just to be sure. "Jesus, that's what, five days? Parker and Hardison rip the island apart yet?"
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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2017-03-12 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Eliot blinked at her blankly for several moments. "Okay, I've had a long . . . most of a week, apparently. Note?"
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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2017-03-12 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Eliot closed his eyes. Funny, he didn't feel concussed. ". . . Right. Okay. I didn't. . . . Never mind. Ya didn't happen to notice what they said about my class this week?"
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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2017-03-12 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Those little green bastards." Eliot shook his head. "I guess at least the students got some direction."
vdistinctive: (j'accuse-face)

[personal profile] vdistinctive 2017-03-12 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
"I do not want to talk about it." He came over to the front desk, moving with a slight limp. "You know, you never answered my question about when you got a sex toy shop."
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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2017-03-12 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Eliot looked around the store. "You're the only one in here. And you called it 'my store'."
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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2017-03-12 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, that sounds like Fandom, alright." Eliot smirked faintly. "What, you were just stoppin' by for some condoms?"
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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2017-03-12 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh yeah?" Eliot leaned against the counter like he didn't look like he'd just come from managing a preschool in a swamp full of alligators. He looked pointedly at the Dragon Dong. "Looks like a doozy."

Eliot, this was not how people generally interacted with their daughter figures.
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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2017-03-12 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
"It does look . . . weighty." This was going right up there with the knife throwing conversation on the Eliot and Kathy top ten. "What is that, silicone?"

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