Demon Marcus, Sunday

[myownface]

Hell yes, Sparkle was coming in today. And hell yes he was going to wear a cute dress and heels, too, because he was fabulous no matter what shape his body was, dammit.

He was also keeping Ada's sign from yesterday out, with one minor adjustment.

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Extended to today! Make certain you're prepared for the next time this happens, too!

Because Sparkle knew this was a recurring thing the island liked to do. And he knew that it liked to follow people home. And it didn't hurt to make certain they were prepared to deal with it, did it?

[OOC: Open!]

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[futurespacemom]

Okay, Kanan's clothes were decent enough, but the mention of a next time had Hera realizing that "decent enough" wasn't the same thing as comfortable.

So here she came. Hoping there would be someone that could help with clothes. Again.

"Hello?"

[myownface]

"Hey!" Sparkle grinned from behind the counter at the hot Twi'lek who came into the store. "I didn't know Hera had a hot twin brother. What can I help you with?"

Look, the number of Twi'leks on the island that he was aware of was small. It consisted of Hera herself. And Sparkle was shameless at the best of times, and weekends like this were kind of like a feast for his eyes, full of new and pretty faces. Even if he wasn't going to do something like invite them into bed with him, he was going to flirt. Or at least tease.

[futurespacemom]

Hera snorted. "Thanks, I think." She squinted at him. "Are you Sparkle?"

[myownface]

"I," Sparkle said grandly, holding open his arms and stooping into a slight curtsy, "most definitely am. With a little more up top than I'm used to," he was gesturing to his hair, because he was a little shit that way, "but I'm getting by. How're you holding up? First big bit of Fandom weird?"

[futurespacemom]

Hera chuckled and bowed back. "I guess so. And I've got parts I'm not at all used to, either." She tugged at one ear, because she could be a little shit, too.

"It's mostly just weird," she said. "And I could really use clothes that fit."

[myownface]

"Well, we do have those," Sparkle offered, smiling faintly. "Nothing I can do about your ears, though, sorry."

Unless they got fancy and made her wear a pair of children's pants on her head like a hat or something...

... He was not going to pursue that avenue of thought.

"Just looking for something cheap and comfortable for the occasional weekend you might spend like this from here on out?"

[futurespacemom]

"And serviceable," Hera added. "Yes, please. How often does this happen?"

[myownface]

"I dunno," Sparkle replied, shrugging his shoulders and slipping out from behind the counter, mostly so that he could do a walk-around of Hera to get an idea of what size she might be.

And also to check out that behind. Sssh.

"Maybe once a year? Usually the island breaks it up a bit, though, so all the girls change at once, and then all the guys some other time. We don't usually just trade places like this, really."

[futurespacemom]

"This place is so weird," Hera said with a sigh. She let Sparkle have his look; she certainly had no idea what size she was like this.

[future_sandworm]

Leto had no idea how Sparkle would react to being a girl, if he was affected at all. At least it couldn't be a new experience. And he didn't think he would be able to pull off impersonating Ghanima, for obvious reasons. Still, looking like his sister was a good reason to call, wasn't it?

[myownface]

Of course it was! Sparkle liked it when Leto called him for any reason, really. And he sounded pretty chipper when he answered the phone, too, because hearing Leto's ringtone generally meant that he'd at least enjoy the conversation to follow.

"Hey! How's it going?"

Yeah, he kind of loved this weekends. Sparkle was weird.

[future_sandworm]

"Hello Sparkle." Hopefully Sparkle wasn't too surprised to hear Ghanima's voice. Leto added cheerfully: "I'm probably enjoying myself far too much. And you?"

[myownface]

The voice tripped Sparkle up only for a moment, but he grinned faintly once he figured it out, and was happy to reply, "Me too. I mean, I've basically been in and out of the clothing store all weekend, but it's been good, you know? You getting into trouble over there?"

The fun kind of trouble, naturally.

[future_sandworm]

Of course it was the fun kind of trouble. That was the kind Leto liked.

"Impersonating my sister is quite entertaining," he said, adding after a moment: "What do you look like?"

[myownface]

"You mean besides just me, but a girl?" Sparkle laughed a little, and then looked down at himself. "I dunno. I don't have, like, giant boobs or an hourglass figure or anything like that. My hair's a bit longer? And I have a cute chin, I think."

He had a cute plenty of things! But his chin was something he could see in the mirror without doing a bunch of weird gymnastics.

[future_sandworm]

"I do know what you usually look like," Leto said with a laugh. "So longer hair, cute chin. I'm sure you're pretty as a girl too."

[myownface]

"So I'm told," Sparkle replied, grinning. "I could take pictures, if you want. That part's easy."

He kind of enjoyed taking selfies, okay?

"How about you? Do you look anything like you sound?"

Like Ghanima, that was? He'd seen the island turn siblings practically into one another before.

[hexentotchen.livejournal.com]

A very uncomfortable looking tall blond guy -- in sweatpants too short for him, and a too-small Tweety bird shirt-- walked into the store, then stood there looking very, very helpless. Haaalp.

[ooc: if it's not too late to be posting this for slowplay...]

[myownface]

... Oh, buddy. You were hot and clearly usually a girl. Sparkle was giving a sympathetic grin as he slipped out from behind the counter.

"You look like you need clothes that aren't going to try to crawl up into your everything," he observed. "You've come to the right place."

[hexentotchen.livejournal.com]

"Sparkle?" Hanna said tentatively. "You were so helpful when I first came here, and-- my roommate is hiding, so." So yes, Tip could probably use some new clothes too. "Everything is uncomfortable and wrong."

[myownface]

"It's looking pretty uncomfortable," Sparkle admitted, nodding as she guessed who he was. The fact that he had been useful when she was new didn't narrow down who she was terribly much, but her speech had that particular cadence.

Awww, Bugs was Tweety today!

"So it'll be clothes for two, huh? Something loose and comfortable sound good? You can bring your roomie some sweatpants or something, since they're a little more forgiving if we don't know her exact size."

[hexentotchen.livejournal.com]

Hanna nodded gratefully, because she was far too frazzled by trying to manage this large body with new accessories to think about anything she might need to be explaining.

"Sweatpants. And bigger flip-flops?" Because the ones she was wearing were pinching her toes, unbelievably. She hadn't known flip-flops could do that, but apparently three or four shoe sizes made it possible. Hanna leaned on a counter, but misjudged both where she'd put her hand, and the new amount of strength she had. So much for that little rack of socks. "...oops."

[myownface]

"I'll get that later, don't worry," Sparkle replied, waving a dismissive hand and making his way to the underwear wall first. Because no way was anyone trying on clothes without underwear, and he couldn't imagine Hanna had a pair of those that fit her, either. "First, you'll want these," he shared, tossing her a package of boxer-briefs. "There are four pairs in there. Two for you, two for your roomie, and now all your weekends as guys are set for underpants."

You're welcome, ladies.

[hexentotchen.livejournal.com]

Just call her Hapless Hanna. And also, Very Grateful Hanna. "Thank you," she said fervently, clutching the package to herself. The less said about what she was wearing as underwear right now, the better. "Why am I so tall? I am not a short girl, but this is ridiculous."

It was probably also a side-effect of how she'd been designed, if they'd gone for a boy, instead of a girl. "Does this wear off on Monday?"

[myownface]

"It usually wears off on Monday," Sparkle replied, nodding a little. "If it doesn't, that's the island's fault, not mine."

Just making sure that was clear.

"And as for how tall you are... I dunno. Maybe Fandom just thinks it's funny."

Sparkle, meanwhile, was short. Short and flat-chested. But at least he looked good?

"Instead of flip-flops, how about I hook you up with a pair of sandals that you can adjust? Two pairs? Another for your roomie? That way if the size on that is off, it's not a disaster, either."