By Galactica Point And Below, Monday

[fjordicswagger]

"Okay, what is this nerdy crap?"

The piece of paper in Tamsin's hands was definitely some kind of nerdy crap, she was sure of it. Still, it was their best shot at at least getting the island back to somewhere that had actually decent bars.

She eyed the weird rocks embedded into the wall by Galactica Point. "I always thought some kid with too much time and no basement to fester in had come up with this," she muttered. She glanced over her shoulder at the waiting hordes. "Okay, here we go. Up, up, down, down--"

Oh god. It really was nerdy crap.

[[ ocd is up! have at! new rooms might be added throughout the day, depending. ]]

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Re: Final Room: The Switch

[good_for_six]

"Well, shit." Isabela readied her daggers.

They'd felt much more impressive before she'd seen the size of those fangs.

Re: Final Room: The Switch

[fh_npcs]

The spider leaned back - then lunged at her with those big fangs. Nom nom, human meat, that'd been a while.

Re: Final Room: The Switch

[good_for_six]

Why was everything trying to eat her today?

"You're not my type," Isabela said, slashing at the spider's...arms? Forelegs? Nasty grabby bits?

Re: Final Room: The Switch

[fh_npcs]

Did it really matter what they were when they came off so easily?

The spider recoiled, bits falling off-- and then as idiot beasts were wont to do, decided to simply charge at Isabela.

Re: Final Room: The Switch

[good_for_six]

"No! Bad spider!"

As startled pirates are wont to do, Isabela kept stabbing at the spider.

Re: Final Room: The Switch

[fh_npcs]

Considering that the spider was now trying to smush Isabela with his body... that was probably a good idea.

Of course, she was going to have to figure out how to wash dying spider goo out of her clothes now...

Re: Final Room: The Switch

[good_for_six]

And these were her favourite boots too!

Isabela gave the spider a few more stabs for good measure. "These are Antivan leather!" Zevran would never forgive her.

Re: Final Room: The Switch

[fh_npcs]

The spider just squealed at her.

Then slumped and died.

The other spiders, now smelling nothing other than spider, scuttled away.

Re: Final Room: The Switch

[good_for_six]

"Ew," Isabela said, trying to shake spider goo off her boots.

She walked over to the switch and checked for any hidden traps before flipping it. "Let's see if this actual works."

It was almost like she'd developed a deep distrust of the island somewhere along the way.

Re: Final Room: The Switch

[fh_npcs]

The switch flipped.

What followed was mostly silence.

Well, silence and the sound of a dozen or so nearby phones suddenly alerting their owners of the weekend's missing chat messages, Twitter notifications and Facebook nonsense.

Re: Final Room: The Switch

[good_for_six]

"Andraste's tits! I missed a booty call from those cute bartenders!"

Priorities, Isabela.

Re: Final Room: The Switch

[fh_npcs]

Which was, of course, the moment the custard came down from the ceiling.

And the balloons, but she probably cared less about that.

Re: Final Room: The Switch

[good_for_six]

"That's just mean!"

It couldn't have done it to Steve?