Turtle & Canary; Thursday [05/25].

[merchant_of_miracles]

The "unicorns" were out of their pen by the register today, and it was no accident. Apu, that son of a Nahasapeemapetilon, had tried putting...all that is glorious in the heavens above, could he even say it?...he had been putting sa...sal....SALE signs up around the store! What fresh heck is this?" the Merchant declared upon this startling discovery, hand over his heart, which clearly couldn't handle the concept of someone not paying full price for something. So he let the unicorns sniff out the tags and then set them loose about the store, encouraging them to eat them all up, hopefully never to be seen again...until he made Apu clean up their pen later.

"Sales!" the Merchant shook his head, getting comfortable behind the register. "What's next? Loyalty cards? BOGOs? Free samples??"

Oh, the horror.

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Mod your Shopping -- T&C, 05/25,

[merchant_of_miracles]

Thank you, come again!

Talk to the Merchant of Miracles -- T&C, 05/25.

[merchant_of_miracles]

Just don't ask him about any sales!

Don't Touch the Unicorns! -- T&C, 05/25.

[merchant_of_miracles]

Although the Merchant might not notice if you catch them while they're over in housewares, chomping on an array of percentage off stickers.

OOC -- T&C, 05/25.

[merchant_of_miracles]

Work is boring and dumb.