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fandomtownies2017-09-19 08:48 am
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Turtle & Canary; Tuesday [09/19].
"What? Huh? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
The Merchant of Miracles was shouting at Apu, who was shouting back, but since both of them had pulled out some noise-cancelling headphones, the shouting was mostly in vain and communication was trying to be done with gestures and the occasional scribbled sign. Because the unicorns decided that today was a good day for just bleating almost non-stop, long steady cried that would go on and on and on.
Occasionally, they stopped. A moment of silence fell over the store and Apu and the Merchant could breathe again, hoping against hope that it was over, that they were done, that they'd bleated themselves out, only to then have one of them open their mouth and start all over again.
Neither of them could figure out what it was, either. They tried food, they tried pillows, they tried toes, they tried grooming, but nothing seemed to make the restless creatures calm down. Eventually, they just gave up, grabbed some headphones from the shelves, and tried to go about business as usual.
Today's Squishy Flavors
Loud Lemon
Eardrum-Blasting Eggplant
Red
Help Wanted!
inquire within
Turtle & Canary is open (and loud!)
The Merchant of Miracles was shouting at Apu, who was shouting back, but since both of them had pulled out some noise-cancelling headphones, the shouting was mostly in vain and communication was trying to be done with gestures and the occasional scribbled sign. Because the unicorns decided that today was a good day for just bleating almost non-stop, long steady cried that would go on and on and on.
Occasionally, they stopped. A moment of silence fell over the store and Apu and the Merchant could breathe again, hoping against hope that it was over, that they were done, that they'd bleated themselves out, only to then have one of them open their mouth and start all over again.
Neither of them could figure out what it was, either. They tried food, they tried pillows, they tried toes, they tried grooming, but nothing seemed to make the restless creatures calm down. Eventually, they just gave up, grabbed some headphones from the shelves, and tried to go about business as usual.
Loud Lemon
Eardrum-Blasting Eggplant
Red
Help Wanted!
inquire within
Turtle & Canary is open (and loud!)
Mod your Shopping - 09/19.
Talk to the Merchant of Miracles -- 09/19.
Don't Touch the Unicorns! -- 09/19.
OOC -- 09/19.