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Of course the Carnival offers plenty of food too, and there are rides and games for everyone to enjoy.

There is also glitter, to no ones surprise.

"Fair enough," Sparkle replied after a pause. "Then maybe I'm more worried about the ducks hurting ME."

"They're assholes," Cade said, glaring at them.

"We could just, like, put the crocogator in the pond," Sparkle mused.

"And then we wouldn't have to catch the karking ducks at all," Cade said, frowning thoughtfully.

"Right," Sparkle agreed. "We wouldn't have to worry about the inflatable pool, either."

Maybe people who tried to pick fights at Caritas would have some new concerns, though.

"Probably easier not to have to make a stop with a crocogator in the back of the car," Cade said, nodding.

"Right?" Sparkle grinned a little. Then paused. Then blinked. "What car?"

Cade waved off such trifling details. "Somebody's car. We can find one at the zoo."

"Can you drive a car?"

Sparkle could probably fake it, at least?

"I can pilot a spacecraft that can go into hyperspace," Cade said. "How hard can a car be?"

So no.

... This was how it was all going to go bad for them, wasn't it?

"I mean, I can't argue with that logic."

No, Sparkle, you could. You could and should.

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Probably.

"It's because I'm totally right, that's why," Cade said.

"This is gonna be GREAT."

They were going to probably at the very least not get dead.