Friendsgiving - Apartment Above Stark Industries, Saturday Evening

[imafuturist]

Well, it looked like this dinner party was going to either be dead or the strangest one that Tony had thrown in a long time, just based on how he woke up this morning.

But the invites had been sent and there was a catered turkey all ready to be eaten. And mama didn't raise no quitter, so here Tony was. Soldiering on through One Of Those Weekends.

"...oh god, should I have childproofed the cabinets?" he asked himself, staring at his completely not kid-friendly apartment.

Yeah, this would be a great party.

[[Paaaaarty! Come on by!]]

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Re: Arrive/Mingle

[geniuswithasmartphone]

"You didn't bring nothin'," Hardison said. "You don't get to eat."

Hardison had carefully scavenged the kitchen for things they could touch and brought those along!

Mmm, uncooked potatoes!

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[vdistinctive]

"Nuh uh. Tony just said I could bring home leftovers even."

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[geniuswithasmartphone]

"If there are any," Hardison said, looking at the sheer number of kids here. "That's a big turkey, but it goes quick."

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[vdistinctive]

“You’re right,” Rliot said. “We should stock up now.”

Because that was how leftovers worked.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[geniuswithasmartphone]

No, no, actually, that made sense. Good instincts, Eliot.

"Yeah," Alec as the narrative always said said. "We gotta wrap it in napkins though, or it'll all get gross in our pockets."

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[vdistinctive]

"Oooo, my mom'll kill me if I get ketchup and gravy in my pockets again!"

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[geniuswithasmartphone]

"You don't put ketchup on turkey," Alec protested, because that was clearly the important part of that statement. "...Unless they're nuggets. You think a place this fancy has nuggets anywhere?"

Maybe in cool shapes? Those ones always cost extra!

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[vdistinctive]

". . . Do turkeys have nuggets?"

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[geniuswithasmartphone]

"You can make nuggets outta anything," Alec said solemnly, born out of a faith in nuggets rather than any knowledge of how the industry worked. "That's why they're so good!"