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Turtle & Canary; Saturday [03/31].

So not only had all the winter weather cleared up, but it had done a complete turn-around, which Amaya was feeling very grateful for, but, really, you couldn't help feeling a little suspicious of it. So she was a little reluctant when she came into the store that day and Apu suggested they do a sale on all their winter stuff. She gave a skeptical look out the window just in time to see a trio of lambs bounce by, but Apu was almost sage-like in his certainty that she couldn't help but to trust him. After all, he'd been here for how long? She supposed she could trust his gut-feelings on this sort of thing better than she could trust her own.

So out came the signs and a little bit of rearranging.

WINTER BLOWOUT SALE!
Finally!
(hopefully)
Up to 75% off selected items

Today's Squishy Flavors
Peeps That Were Just Opened But Are Somehow Already Stale
Honey Glazed Ham
Red

Turtle & Canary is open!

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Thank you, come again!

Who is currently discovering Cadbury Creme Eggs and wondering where they've been all her life.

"Honey glazed ham?" Magnus has concerns.

Those concerns were probably very well founded.

Amaya shrugged. "At least it's better than Red?" she offered.

And it wasn't. It was actually a slightly disturbing bright pink.

"You can try a sample, if you like," she added. "It's...not...terrible. If...you don't mind your meats liquefied and cold."

It was very clear that Amaya did mind. A lot.

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Oh god, it was even worse than expected! But mama didn't raise no quitter.

"I'll try it." He was so going to end up puking somewhere.

Good thing Apu was never too far away with a mop when needed.

With a very straight, morbidly serious face, Amaya nodded and slid a small sample sized paper cup toward Magnus across the counter.

"Good luck."

"I got this." He took a sip. "I don't got this."

"Oh, no," said Amaya, reaching for a larger cup, praying she'd be fast enough to hand it over as a possible way to prevent needing a nearby Apu and his trusty mop.

He so botched that constitution check.

Also, that cup only just prevented the mess on the floor. "Oh, Pan. Why?"

"If it counts for anything," Amaya offered what little consolation she could, "I am mildly impressed that you tried. It was a bold move, Magnus, and fortune favors the bold, I always say. Even if it doesn't always favor their stomachs."

"Less rushing into ham related products," he agreed, making a face.

No world ending before sex pollen week, after all.

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