Seivarden Vendaai (
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fandomtownies2018-06-13 09:25 am
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The Perk, Wednesday Morning
"Sorry, I didn't hear you," the barista said, mostly keeping a straight face.
Seivarden rolled her eyes. "Oh come on, you're really enjoying this, aren't you?"
"I'm not sure what you mean." The barista still looked perfectly serious.
"Fine, you fucking uncivilized..." She made a gesture with her hand, "can I have a cup of hot leaf water, please."
"Are you sure? You've never..."
"Aatr's tits, you really are enjoying this, aren't you? All of you." Seivarden gestured towards the rest of the staff. "You can call tea whatever you like, and the name that's in your menu just proves how..."
"Sorry, what was it you wanted?"
"HOT LEAF WATER, you, you...! And just because you insist on calling it that doesn't mean you can make it from that paper bag stuff."
Seivarden got her tea -- not hot leaf water -- and she had to admit it was quite good, and she sat down at a table by the window.
Seivarden rolled her eyes. "Oh come on, you're really enjoying this, aren't you?"
"I'm not sure what you mean." The barista still looked perfectly serious.
"Fine, you fucking uncivilized..." She made a gesture with her hand, "can I have a cup of hot leaf water, please."
"Are you sure? You've never..."
"Aatr's tits, you really are enjoying this, aren't you? All of you." Seivarden gestured towards the rest of the staff. "You can call tea whatever you like, and the name that's in your menu just proves how..."
"Sorry, what was it you wanted?"
"HOT LEAF WATER, you, you...! And just because you insist on calling it that doesn't mean you can make it from that paper bag stuff."
Seivarden got her tea -- not hot leaf water -- and she had to admit it was quite good, and she sat down at a table by the window.

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Well, he'd wanted a caf, but he wasn't about to do battle with the caf maker today before having caffeine in his system and he was pretty sure the Perk still didn't serve it.
So, coffee. Which he was going to sit and enjoy by a window, taking in the morning sunshine in the peace and qui--
--you fucking uncivilized...
He sighed.
"Close," he muttered to himself. "So close."
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This was weird. Kanan nodded back, lifting up his coffee up in a bit of a... greeting? Toast? Salute? In a something, anyway.
"I really didn't put them up to it, you know," he said, because it was better than pointing out that she was lucky, once again, that they hadn't spat in it.
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After some silence, she said: "The colour didn't go away?"
She still hadn't managed to get rid of all the glitter. And while this was the really awkward topic, she decided that pretending that she could talk about it casually was possibly giving her an advantage.
It might have worked better if Kanan hadn't been a Jedi.
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"Apparently not," Kanan replied, shrugging his shoulders a little. "I don't hate it too much. I'll probably hold off on going somewhere to get it re-coloured for a while, anyway."
He paused, and then decided, to hell with it, "You're still glittering, I see."
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"I've been told I just have to wait until it falls off."
A tiny smirk appeared on her face. "I'm guessing Emily didn't offer to help to dye it back either."
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"Emily is in denial, but let me buy her a beer to make up for the price of the dye," Kanan reported. And then paused. And, even surprising himself, added, "I can get that glitter out for you. Don't even have to cross the room."
She already knew the Jedi thing. It was only a matter of time before she realized what that meant.
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"Does that mean can and will?" she asked calmly.
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Try lifting a collapsing mountain sometime. Glitter was very literally nothing in comparison.
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"Fine. Yes. Please."
Turning the offer down would make her seem scared, wouldn't it?
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"That should be all of it."
How much had she used?
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Seivarden watched the glitter float from her hair to Kanan's hand.
"That's what they taught in your... Order?"
There was no point in pretending last week hadn't happened anymore.
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They clearly were not.
"This is a child's trick, really, but it still comes in handy from time to time."
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He reached for his coffee. Totally fine, over here. Totally fine.
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"Sounds inefficient, yes," Seivarden said. "Not that I know what Sep droids are."
She took another sip of her tea, throwing a glance out through the window.
"Why Caleb?"
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"It was my name."
And now it wasn't.
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Seivarden sipped her tea again.
"The haircut?"
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Again, nothing that was exactly a secret. Nothing she couldn't learn by asking anyone else prone to wearing those robes around here.
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She wasn't going to mention the goatie.
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Shit. They were getting along. Tentatively.
How the hell...
"It's more practical, anyway."
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"Oh, and I didn't say anything, but those robes..."
She wasn't being mean, just grabbing for the easiest topic so that this didn't turn into an uncomfortable silence.
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Which wasn't why he didn't wear them anymore, but hell, he wasn't going back to them either way, so what did it matter?
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"Not, really, no."
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For better or worse.
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