Summer Smith (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
somethingwithturquoise) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
fandomtownies2018-11-02 07:17 am
somethingwithturquoise) wrote in fandomtownies2018-11-02 07:17 am
Entry tags:
Turtle & Canary; Friday [11/02].
"Ugh, why are you being such a butt about this?"
Summer was clearly not having as easy of a time with a special order as she thought she would have. Which was especially annoying, because it was her grampa she was talking to on the phone, she'd think he would have been a little more willing to help.
"Listen, Grampa Rick," she finally concluded, "we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way. You know for a fact that I will not hesitate to hitch the next portal home, break into your dimension files, find what I need, and either steal your gun to get me there or just, you know, use the portal resources I have available to me literally down the street."
She listened for a moment before retorting, "Yeah, sure, good luck explaining to Mom exactly how I managed to get eaten by Garblovians."
Another pause. "Those robots are going to backfire on you one of these days, I swear. Just take Morty, it should only be, like, half a day or whatever, get what I need, that's all I'm asking. You're probably bored right now, anyway, what else are you going to do, sit around drinking and watching Ball Fondlers?"
"...yeah, I know that sounds like the perfect afternoon, but just do this one, tiny, eeensy little thing for me? Please?...yeah, I know it's stupid, but so is most of the shit you do on a regular basis.....yeah, okay....okay....okay, thanks, Grampa Rick! I love you! Byyyyyyyyye."
She ended the call and made a face, shaking her head when she caught Apu's curious glance. "Family, am I right?" she asked. "Shouldn't mix family and business, probably, but, goddammit, if that man isn't the best resource for the dumbest shit out there...."
Welcome to Turtle & Canary
75% off all Halloween Candy and Merchandise!
Seriously, get this stuff OUT OF HERE
Today's Squishy Flavors
Circus Peanuts
Banana Runts
Red
Today's Jello Flavor
Gummy Worms
Turtle & Canary is open!
Summer was clearly not having as easy of a time with a special order as she thought she would have. Which was especially annoying, because it was her grampa she was talking to on the phone, she'd think he would have been a little more willing to help.
"Listen, Grampa Rick," she finally concluded, "we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way. You know for a fact that I will not hesitate to hitch the next portal home, break into your dimension files, find what I need, and either steal your gun to get me there or just, you know, use the portal resources I have available to me literally down the street."
She listened for a moment before retorting, "Yeah, sure, good luck explaining to Mom exactly how I managed to get eaten by Garblovians."
Another pause. "Those robots are going to backfire on you one of these days, I swear. Just take Morty, it should only be, like, half a day or whatever, get what I need, that's all I'm asking. You're probably bored right now, anyway, what else are you going to do, sit around drinking and watching Ball Fondlers?"
"...yeah, I know that sounds like the perfect afternoon, but just do this one, tiny, eeensy little thing for me? Please?...yeah, I know it's stupid, but so is most of the shit you do on a regular basis.....yeah, okay....okay....okay, thanks, Grampa Rick! I love you! Byyyyyyyyye."
She ended the call and made a face, shaking her head when she caught Apu's curious glance. "Family, am I right?" she asked. "Shouldn't mix family and business, probably, but, goddammit, if that man isn't the best resource for the dumbest shit out there...."
75% off all Halloween Candy and Merchandise!
Seriously, get this stuff OUT OF HERE
Today's Squishy Flavors
Circus Peanuts
Banana Runts
Red
Today's Jello Flavor
Gummy Worms
Turtle & Canary is open!