Turtle & Canary; Saturday [11/24].

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Summer had fully intended to get back yesterday, but, of course, it wasn't like there could ever be a holiday at the Smith household that just went by like a normal holiday, that didn't involve something going slightly haywire and having to spend most of the time trying to squash down a stealth-attack of a race of turkey-like aliens using time-honored Thanksgiving traditions to masquerade as dinner, only to then rise up and attempt to enslave humanity. Or at the very least most of America

It was fun. Even if Summer was never going to be able to look at stuffing the same way ever again.

And she wasn't at all surprised to come into the store that day and find that Apu had already decked the place out for the holidays, though he really shouldn't have been surprised when she gave him her notes on it: "More tinsel, more sparkly garlands, we've got loads of space here, we should really use it to our advantage. But not Santa Claus stuff; I have a thing about Santas, it's a..." She waved her hand. "...long story."

Smith Family Holidays, yo. They had a way of ruining everything you thought was normal about this stuff.

Today's Squishy Flavors
Gingerbread Cookie
Peppermint Candy Cane
Red

Today's Jello Flavor
Cranberry and Turkey

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