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fandomtownies2019-01-02 02:52 pm
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Dite's Decadent Delights, Wednesday Afternoon
Ahhh, good old inventory season. With all the 2019 models scheduled to be coming in over the next few weeks, Kathy needed to make some space on her shelves for all the new merchandise. So cue a day of cleaning and reorganizing.
...Well, after she redecorated the six-foot metal rooster statue outside, of course. She'd dressed Poppy in cutesy Christmas lingerie right before the holidays and it was high time for something more fitting!
Classy girl Kathy was, she dressed the statue in workout gear - albeit the workout gear she stocked which wasn't meant for public gyms. Or real workouts.
But it was funny because it was January and ten thousand jokes about resolutions and, okay, Kathy's sense of humor had always been a little off.
!!CLEARANCE!!
Start 2019 off with a bang!
50% off all regular merchandise
75% all holiday-themed merchandise
New students: WE ARE YOUR SAFER SEX SUPPLY HOOKUP! Come inside for condoms, lube, dental dams, and more!
*All genders, orientations, and expressions welcome*
...Well, after she redecorated the six-foot metal rooster statue outside, of course. She'd dressed Poppy in cutesy Christmas lingerie right before the holidays and it was high time for something more fitting!
Classy girl Kathy was, she dressed the statue in workout gear - albeit the workout gear she stocked which wasn't meant for public gyms. Or real workouts.
But it was funny because it was January and ten thousand jokes about resolutions and, okay, Kathy's sense of humor had always been a little off.
Start 2019 off with a bang!
50% off all regular merchandise
75% all holiday-themed merchandise
New students: WE ARE YOUR SAFER SEX SUPPLY HOOKUP! Come inside for condoms, lube, dental dams, and more!
*All genders, orientations, and expressions welcome*

Talk to Kathy
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