not_a_bird: (angry talking with beer)
Deandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds ([personal profile] not_a_bird) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2019-01-30 10:09 am

Caritas; Wednesday [01/30].

"But, no, seriously, Tino," said Sweet Dee, who was not at all buying the Secret Family Recipe bull her coworker was trying to feed her just then, "what did you put in those cupcakes? Because it was not good, Tino. Not good! Ever since this morning, my stomach has been..."

Well. Let's just say, whatever Sweet Dee's stomach was going through, her description of it to Tino was very detailed and very graphic, and not at all safe for work, and squirrels with particularly delicate constitutions might want to cover their ears.

"So, yeah," Sweet Dee concluded, taking another swig of scotch to settle her stomach, because, yes, she up, that was totally a thing. "I wouldn't quit your day job, there, buddy."

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