The Center of a Volcano? Apparently? [Saturday, January 4, 2020]

[sith_happened]

Anakin was blaming both the spelled seat on the bus that forced him into what he was convinced was top ten of the the galaxy's stupidest outfits and the giant beak on the front of the copiously decorated shuttle that affected his reflexes just enough to tip the bus rather than stopping it when a creepy horned guy with a really great robe, at least, stepped directly in front of the bus like an idiotic new teacher who'd never seen transportation before.

Anakin'd barely had enough time to yell to the passengers to grab onto something before they'd flipped...and now that he'd woken back up, they were definitely not on the causeway any more. Or the clinic. "Great," he grumbled, moving carefully to check for injuries.

He was still in the stupid chicken suit and also kidnapped, apparently. "Is everyone all right?"

[OOC: Team Kidnapped, come on out!]

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[yourcorp_is_bs]

Cass had spent the whole trip so far eyeing Anakin suspiciously, wondering if in between that and the bus, uh, decor, it was supposed to be some kind of not-so-clever marketing scheme.

And then the bus was flipping in the air, and where was Oya to do some cool time-manipulation thing to slow it down, or Anton to do something involving being disturbingly stretchy and pull the bus back down to the ground, or -- right, probably back at Blue Dolphin Base with the original Cass and the rest of the Callisto 6.

Being a timeline-wonky duplicate was confusing, not that she blamed Oya for it or anything. Being 100 -- no, 101 now? -- years in the past, and on the opposite coast, was even more confusing.

And they hadn't even gotten to Fandom yet.

"Kylan didn't mention this was going to happen. What the fuck?"

[sith_happened]

"It's not normally part of the process," Anakin said, trying to look intimidating while also still stuck in a chocobo costume.

[yourcorp_is_bs]

"And speaking of what the fuck," Cass said, indicating the costume, "do you always look like that or is this some kind of gimmick?"

She was not looking particularly intimidated, though. Sorry, Anakin.

[sith_happened]

"This was the fault of two students who will be in detention until they are a hundred years old," Anakin muttered.

[yourcorp_is_bs]

Was the polite response to clap her hands together and laugh gleefully? If not then whoops, because that was exactly what Cass was doing.

"I think I like 'em already."