The Center of a Volcano? Apparently? [Saturday, January 4, 2020]

[sith_happened]

Anakin was blaming both the spelled seat on the bus that forced him into what he was convinced was top ten of the the galaxy's stupidest outfits and the giant beak on the front of the copiously decorated shuttle that affected his reflexes just enough to tip the bus rather than stopping it when a creepy horned guy with a really great robe, at least, stepped directly in front of the bus like an idiotic new teacher who'd never seen transportation before.

Anakin'd barely had enough time to yell to the passengers to grab onto something before they'd flipped...and now that he'd woken back up, they were definitely not on the causeway any more. Or the clinic. "Great," he grumbled, moving carefully to check for injuries.

He was still in the stupid chicken suit and also kidnapped, apparently. "Is everyone all right?"

[OOC: Team Kidnapped, come on out!]

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[lovethatjourney]

Hi. Alexis was wandering over just because he was hot.

"Crazy how we're in this volcano, right?"

Alexis.

[whitewolfofhmm]

"I've had worse," said Geralt, because sadly, that was true.

[lovethatjourney]

"Oh? That sounds like an amazing story I would love to hear about."

Which, given some of the complete insanity of her life, was actually at least partially true.

[whitewolfofhmm]

Geralt sighed. "No," he said. "You wouldn't."

She could ask Jaskier. Jaskier could serve her up a few factually-incorrect stories.

"I don't recognize the style of that clothing," he noted. "Where are you from."

It might help him figure out something about this insane situation.

[lovethatjourney]

"Oh. Well," she said, looking like he'd somehow just paid her a compliment. "I would say I'm a woman of the world."

At fifteen.

[whitewolfofhmm]

Geralt looked... skeptical.

"Right," he said. "You're a child."

[lovethatjourney]

"Umm, that's not what the Hong Kong authorities said when they arrested me," Alexis said.

So there.