The Center of a Volcano? Apparently? [Saturday, January 4, 2020]

[sith_happened]

Anakin was blaming both the spelled seat on the bus that forced him into what he was convinced was top ten of the the galaxy's stupidest outfits and the giant beak on the front of the copiously decorated shuttle that affected his reflexes just enough to tip the bus rather than stopping it when a creepy horned guy with a really great robe, at least, stepped directly in front of the bus like an idiotic new teacher who'd never seen transportation before.

Anakin'd barely had enough time to yell to the passengers to grab onto something before they'd flipped...and now that he'd woken back up, they were definitely not on the causeway any more. Or the clinic. "Great," he grumbled, moving carefully to check for injuries.

He was still in the stupid chicken suit and also kidnapped, apparently. "Is everyone all right?"

[OOC: Team Kidnapped, come on out!]

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[rockmuncher]

"Workshop it!" Abigail's mouth dropped, an offended little sound escaping her, but it was probably ruined by the giggles. "Just you wait until we get out there! You'll be so inspired by my daring deeds you'll forget the meaning of the word!"

It should be noted, of course, that, yes, Abigail had a sword, but Abigail also had no idea how to use that sword...

...but how hard could it be to figure it out, anyway.

[ohvalleyofpenis]

She possibly still knew more about using it than him. But, of course, she was working up against the heroism and stoic majesty of Geralt over there for his muse.

His other muse.

"I'm certain you will. So long as you aren't eviscerated by our devilish jailer." He snapped his fingers like an idea had struck him, strumming a cord and singing that last description. "I'll get there."

[rockmuncher]

That would be a pretty solid muse for just a girl from a small town with a fangirl complex to overcome, it was true.

"Hey," she offered encouragingly, "that wasn't too bad, though. Are a bard or something, then? You know I'm in a band with my friends back home. It's a little more difficult to lug a drum kit around on adventures, though."

[ohvalleyofpenis]

Just get involved in a ton of royal politics and slay a number of monsters while looking just completely jacked. No big.

"Am I a bard, she asks," he said to no one at all. "I am Jaskier, I've played for royal houses and ale houses all across this land."

And they didn't all end in furthering the story arc with people killing each other!

[rockmuncher]

"You ever play for the Stardrop Inn?" asked Abigail, laughing, because, yeah, right, like bards would ever come to the Stardrop Inn!

"We've played in Zuzu City once! Have you played there?"

[ohvalleyofpenis]

He smiled and nodded along encouragingly. Because it was always adorable when little ones were starting out. "Is that in Temeria?"