The Center of a Volcano? Apparently? [Saturday, January 4, 2020]

[sith_happened]

Anakin was blaming both the spelled seat on the bus that forced him into what he was convinced was top ten of the the galaxy's stupidest outfits and the giant beak on the front of the copiously decorated shuttle that affected his reflexes just enough to tip the bus rather than stopping it when a creepy horned guy with a really great robe, at least, stepped directly in front of the bus like an idiotic new teacher who'd never seen transportation before.

Anakin'd barely had enough time to yell to the passengers to grab onto something before they'd flipped...and now that he'd woken back up, they were definitely not on the causeway any more. Or the clinic. "Great," he grumbled, moving carefully to check for injuries.

He was still in the stupid chicken suit and also kidnapped, apparently. "Is everyone all right?"

[OOC: Team Kidnapped, come on out!]

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[ohvalleyofpenis]

"Bawdy ones?" Were there any other kind?

[burnitlikeshipping]

"Well, a few." He mightn't have had any shame, but he still got giggly about dirty rhymes.

[ohvalleyofpenis]

Jaskier sighed as though he was grudgingly allowing this. "You must not be hanging about with the right seamen."

He totally grinned at his own joke there.

[burnitlikeshipping]

And there was that giggle. "No, they're too salty."

Comedic genius, folks.

[ohvalleyofpenis]

"Ah!" Okay, you were alright, kid. If a little weirs with that mustache.