fandomtownies | Turtle & Canary; Monday [02/24].

Out of all the various ways for Summer to hit the end on a sort of bender, a big fat hangover was actually one of the better ones, so by the time Monday rolled around, she was feeling pretty chill. And since Mondays at the store were usually quiet, she kept the chill vibe going with some lo-fi beats with her headphones as she went through the store, doing inventory, getting orders ready, just doing her normal thing and finding a weird peace in the structure and the repetition of it.

Until there was a crash. Summer straightened, blinked, wondered if she should even ask, considered not asking, and then sighed with the realization that, yeah, she should probably ask.

"Apu?"

Apparently, it was the cheese panda. Who had gotten so irritated at a customer who didn't want cheese that it picked up an uncracked wheel of Parmigiano-Reggiano and threw it through one of the dairy cooler doors.

Summer blinked at him. "Those wheels are, like, 90 pounds, aren't they?"

Apu pointed out that the cheese panda was also, you know, a bear.

"Still! We can't have people just throwing around ninety pound wheels of cheese and breaking the store! God! And this was going to be a chill day, dammit! Ugh. At least this place has a ridiculous generous insurance. Go clean it up and grab some Saran wrap or something to wrap the door until we get a chance to get it fixed. Geez."

Apu...wasn't going to tell Summer that the cheese panda had also thrown a wheel at the Squishy machine, but, since it still seemed to be working, he didn't think she even noticed.

Today's Squishy Flavors
Parmigiano-Reggiano
Red

Turtle & Canary is open!

[[ we did a big parm cracking event at my store this weekend, so i guess i got inspired? ]]