Duke Crocker (
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fandomtownies2020-04-28 10:43 am
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The beach, Tuesday morning
Duke had plans that night to show Lucifer what proper seafood was all about (not just tuna melts! Seafood could be fancy!), so rather than warming up as he waited for Rey to arrive, he was on his phone looking over his chosen restaurant's menu. Again.
Seriously, why would anyone try to serve "Maine lobster" outside of Maine? That just meant it'd probably been frozen. And was therefore terrible.
He was maybe just a little bit of a seafood snob, yes.
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Seriously, why would anyone try to serve "Maine lobster" outside of Maine? That just meant it'd probably been frozen. And was therefore terrible.
He was maybe just a little bit of a seafood snob, yes.
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"Yeah, sounds like fun."
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And she didn't even hear the way he talked about her otherwise.
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"Yeah, he can be kind of a prick," he said instead. "Apparently he keeps passing my diner off as offering 'discount tuna salad'. Hence dinner. I'm going to show him that seafood definitely counts among the 'finer things' in life."
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As it was she was kind of frowning at that reaction, but just said, "You have fun with that."
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Which annoyed the hell out of her.