The Devil's Nest, Friday Night

[my_own_advocate]

If anyone adult needed a drink - and Lucifer certainly did all the bloody time - well, the Devil's Nest was open.

The Devil himself, however, was roaming around behind the bar looking frazzled, for his standards, as he cashed in multiple Ibizan favors over the space of an hour.

... Welcome to the Devil's Nest?

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[ohvalleyofpenis]

"Oh no, but that might work in a song," Jaskier granted him, clearly considering it for future writing.

[texted3times]

"You're a songwriter?" Eric asked.

[ohvalleyofpenis]

"I am a world renowned bard and poet," Jaskier said, arms spread why to showcase himself, all puffed up like a peacock.

[texted3times]

"And yet you still haven't given me a name," Eric said, smirking.

[ohvalleyofpenis]

"Oh!" How embarrassing. "Jaskier."

Yep. Buttercup.

[texted3times]

Eric pursed his lips, pretending to think very hard. "And I've never heard of you," he concluded, grinning. "I'm Eric."

[ohvalleyofpenis]

"Well, I've been reasonably informed that it is through no fault of your own that you have never heard of me," Jaskier replied with an easy grin. "Something about portals and all that."

[texted3times]

"Generally speaking these days, Lucifer is hogging the piano he brought in," Eric said, "or else I'd ask for a song."

He didn't actually mean that at allll.

[ohvalleyofpenis]

"I can offer you a song anytime you'd like." That wasn't subtle at all.

[texted3times]

"Is that all you're offering?" Eric asked.

[ohvalleyofpenis]

"Well," Jaskier said with fluttery little laugh. "I suppose that depends on you, sir."

Because you were most certainly his type! Like most people.

[texted3times]

"You are a trusting sort, aren't you?" Eric asked, laughing. "You don't know a thing about me other than I'm tall."

[ohvalleyofpenis]

"And your name," Jaskier pointed out. "Which is more than I've gotten from some."

Also, Lucifer had totally been telling tales.

[texted3times]

"That's not the selling point you think it is," Eric said, smirking at him.