Fandom Trooper Station, Wednesday

[hatesparadise]

Want to know what holiday today was? It was Guacamole Day! A fact that Danny could have happily lived without knowing about. But, instead of that, the Bee Lady was back at it again with the phone calls and that was the topic of the day.

So, all in all, Danny felt he deserved his second croissant. Which was his usual Trooper bribe to keep them appeased.

Such was his life.

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[knife_bender]

Again, Diego did not understand the concept of not working. He did stop by to get some chips and guacamole before coming into the station though.

"Officer."

[hatesparadise]

"Officer," Danny replied, dry as could be. At least he wasn't pedantic to insist on an actual title there. "There's croissants if these guys haven't finished then off."

Ralph looked a little shady about making sure to get his fair share after Monday.

[knife_bender]

"Don't need 'em," he said, lifting up the bag he was holding. "The Mexican place was practically giving out guacamole."

[hatesparadise]

"So I've heard." The phone rang again and all the troopers scattered to have very important work elsewhere in the office.

[knife_bender]

"So those guys can move fast when they want to," Diego muttered, sitting down at his desk. "Good to know."

[hatesparadise]

"If they don't want me sharing that fact with Steve, one of 'em will answer the phone because I've already dealt with my quota for the day," Danny said, giving a little huddle of troopers a look that was all Disappointed Dad.

Which worked, somehow.

[knife_bender]

"Busy day?" he asked, starting to dig into his chips.

[hatesparadise]

"Here?" Danny snorted and shook his head. "Not since the art forging fox thing."

Which had ended in a high-speed chase and an explosion. Because Hawaii Five-0.

[knife_bender]

"Should I be taking that literally?" he asked.

[hatesparadise]

"Unfortunately yes," Danny grumbled, rubbing his eyes like it would help.

[knife_bender]

Okay, that was a little weird but if Diego was thrown for a loop he didn't let it show. "Did you end up catching him?"

[hatesparadise]

"No, no we did not," Danny replied, sighing as he had his hand soar through the air in front of himself to illustrate what he continued with. "His rickshaw careened off a cliff and exploded."

That was followed by a shrug that seemed to imply both 'what can you do?' and a terrible sort of resignation to his life being this way.

[knife_bender]

Well that got a rare laugh out of Diego at least. Partially because of how ridiculous that sounded, partially because of how resigned Danny looked about it. "That's great."

[grenadesandohana]

"Oooh, croissants," Steve said, stealing one from Ralph's desk and ignoring the betrayed look on his face. "These'll kill you. You should bring bran muffins."

This was why they didn't like you, Steve. This right here.

[hatesparadise]

"You're going to end up shoved off a cliff," Danny informed him.

[grenadesandohana]

"It won't be the first time," Steve said, laughing.

[hatesparadise]

"Ha ha," Danny replied dryly. "You can bring in breakfast tomorrow."

[grenadesandohana]

"They'll love it."

They would not.

[hatesparadise]

"I won't love it," Danny replied. "I would love a bacon and egg sandwich, though."

It wasn't even a hint, he was just flat out saying it.

[grenadesandohana]

"Tomorrow or right now?" Steve asked, looking around for the kitty.

[hatesparadise]

"Are you offering to get me a breakfast sandwich right now?" Because Danny would never turn that down. Ever.

The kitty was sprawled out in a sunbeam over by Diego's desk, almost looking like a weird shadow in the middle of it with her eyes closed.

[grenadesandohana]

"No," Steve decided, wandering over to the kitty and cooing at her.

[hatesparadise]

"Then why did you ask that?" Danny demanded to know as the cat meowed in an almost silent little croak and stretched out her precious little legs to fully accept the attention.

[grenadesandohana]

"Because I was wondering if you could still be hungry after croissants," Steve said.

[hatesparadise]

"I will always be hungry for a good breakfast sandwich."