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Duke Crocker ([personal profile] betterthanaplan) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2020-10-03 11:39 am

The Perk, Saturday morning

"Right," Duke said, staring at the rat nibbling on a slice of coffee cake across the table from him. "So. You're a rat."

"Clearly," said the rat.

"Named 'Fallacy'."

The rat nodded.

"And you're a demon."

"Daemon."

"Did Lucifer send you?"

The rat facepalmed. Duke didn't know they could do that.

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