The Devil's Nest, Tuesday Night

[my_own_advocate]

Lucifer was in a bit of an ironic mood today, as anyone who walked in could immediately hear. Why not do instrumental covers of religion-adjacent songs all night?

He was going to have fun with Jewel.

Tiny watched him from the bar, gnawing on a cookie. It was disappointing.

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Re: Talk to Lucifer

[my_own_advocate]

"Previous years, I'd drink heavily and have sex with people," Lucifer said, playing a merry little scale on the piano.

Re: Talk to Lucifer

[superjoanjett]

"And this year you're just drinking heavily?" Jessica asked with an amused eyebrow raised up.

Re: Talk to Lucifer

[my_own_advocate]

"Unfortunately, yes," Lucifer said, waving his glass at Tiny for a refill.

Re: Talk to Lucifer

[superjoanjett]

"I won't pry," Jessica replied. "But I will at least buy you a drink in honor of your celibacy. Bottom shelf on that one Tiny! It's on me!"

Okay, she just did that to see Lucifer's reaction.

Re: Talk to Lucifer

[my_own_advocate]

"Don't you dare," Lucifer snapped immediately.

At both of them.

Re: Talk to Lucifer

[superjoanjett]

And that would be a smirk of joy on Jessica's face.

"Make it top shelf. And a double," Jessica called out to Tiny before turning back to Lucifer. "You're lucky I got paid this week."

Re: Talk to Lucifer

[my_own_advocate]

"Hunting down puppies in trees finally paying off?" Lucifer asked, mollified.

Re: Talk to Lucifer

[superjoanjett]

"I got paid for a bunch of jobs I did for a law firm back home," Jessica said with a shrug. "The lawyer finally decided to pay me after I emotionally blackmailed her."

She took a sip of her cheap whiskey and smiled.

"No puppies were involved."

Re: Talk to Lucifer

[my_own_advocate]

"Oooh, this sounds juicy, do tell," Lucifer said, grinning at her.

Tiny shoved a fresh drink into his hand.

Re: Talk to Lucifer

[superjoanjett]

"Oh. The lawyer in question made some rather bad decisions when it came to a client of hers."

Client was a loose word for what it was but Jessica didn't feel like getting into the details.

"As a result the ex-wife attacked the lawyer. And then the lawyer's fiance killed the ex-wife. The lawyer of course got off scott free. Except for the stuff I knew about it."

She paused in thought when she finished. "Okay. Technically it was just plain out blackmail but it was for the money she already owed me but she was being a bitch about it."

Re: Talk to Lucifer

[my_own_advocate]

"Completely understandable decision," Lucifer said, nodding. "Did the fiance land behind bars, at least?"

Re: Talk to Lucifer

[superjoanjett]

"She's there. Not sure if my lawyer friend is getting her out or not," Jessica replied. "Haven't kept up on everything going on back home."

She tilted her head in thought. "If you don't mind answering a job related topic... Is there a special hell for evil lawyers?"

Re: Talk to Lucifer

[my_own_advocate]

"Hell is just the same Hell for everyone," Lucifer said, grinning. "Though lawyers definitely tend to make things interesting on themselves."

Re: Talk to Lucifer

[superjoanjett]

There was a slight disappointment on Jessica's face hearing that. "Hmph. Well. I guess that's something to look forward to."

It wasn't clear if she was talking about her "friend" or herself.

Re: Talk to Lucifer

[my_own_advocate]

"Hell is all about guilt," Lucifer offered, taking another sip of his drink. "So I hope for your sake she has a lot of it."

Re: Talk to Lucifer

[superjoanjett]

Jessica frowned at that. "Honestly you may not want her then. She's remorseless. She might just take over the place and redecorate."

Re: Talk to Lucifer

[my_own_advocate]

"I want to say 'nobody redecorates my plane but me'," Lucifer said, "But one, I'd never have chosen the way the bloody place looks now, and two," another sip, "I'm retired."

Re: Talk to Lucifer

[superjoanjett]

"Yeah. Well I can think of worse places to retire," she said looking around the room. "All the booze you can drink and the people here are oh-so-pretty."

Re: Talk to Lucifer

[my_own_advocate]

"I still prefer Los Angeles," Lucifer said lightly, "But I can't fault the company here."

Even if the only reason he wasn't technically in a dry spell anymore was that his teenaged self had spent a weekend discovering the carnal arts because of Fandom magic.

Re: Talk to Lucifer

[superjoanjett]

"Ugh. You West coasters," Jessica said rolling her eyes. "Why would you want to be there when you can be in a rat infested city with a bunch of grumpy people like me?"

Then she smirked. "Oh. Right. I see it now."

Re: Talk to Lucifer

[my_own_advocate]

"If it helps at all, I do believe the beach and bikini lifestyle would look gorgeous on you," Lucifer said, smirking.

Re: Talk to Lucifer

[superjoanjett]

Jessica let out a scoff of derision. "I'd look ridiculous wearing a leather jacket and boots with a bikini," she joked. "People would think I'm in a bad heavy metal video."

Re: Talk to Lucifer

[my_own_advocate]

"And yet oddly alluring," Lucifer said, grinning widely.

Re: Talk to Lucifer

[superjoanjett]

"Not going to happen," she assured Lucifer. "I'll go as far as a tank top and jeans on the beach. Nothing else."

Re: Talk to Lucifer

[my_own_advocate]

"Crop top?"

Now he was just fucking with her.