betterthanaplan: (sure thing)
Duke Crocker ([personal profile] betterthanaplan) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2021-01-27 10:39 am

Community Center Class: Fandom Home Companion

Duke was still clinging to the pretense of teaching this class by his fingertips, so he was at the front of class, the list on the board slightly expanded.

Fandom go-bag
1. booze
2. poncho


"Right, so, who here turned into something stupid this weekend?" he asked. "I did not. The weirdness skipped me entirely. Possibly for the first time since I moved here. But someone I care a lot about did, which brings me to our discussion question for the day: how to you talk a mermaid into sleeping on land, so she doesn't drown when she turns back into not being a mermaid the next morning?" He spread his hands. "Anyone? Technically, 'make it a royal quest' did work, but she still ended up very miserable and cold on Monday."
flourish_or_perish: ([an] ultimately totally futile)

Re: Sign in

[personal profile] flourish_or_perish 2021-01-27 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Faye Valentine
flourish_or_perish: ([an] moodily waiting)

Re: Discussion

[personal profile] flourish_or_perish 2021-01-27 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"I was a fairy," Faye offered, holding her fingers a few inches apart to indicate yes, a little bitty fairy. "I think the best answer to stuff like this is like, work around them for their own good. Put an inner tube on the mermaid so she floats while she sleeps. Problem solved."
okteiviakom: ([x] disney: mermaid tales)

Re: OOC

[personal profile] okteiviakom 2021-01-27 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Octavia's gonna need the notes from this class. FOR REASONS.