Fandom Troopers, Monday, March 29, 2021

[grenadesandohana]

Steve's run with Annie on Saturday had inspired him to teach the Troopers some of the SEAL cadence calls as they ran today, which meant that afterwards, he was doing a Powerpoint presentation explaining all of the references in the song.

"Okay, so a C-130 is an Air Force cargo plane that takes the SEALs to our operations--"

The Trooper Station was open! Save them from Powerpoint.

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[grenadesandohana]

Steve wrinkled his nose up at him in reply.

[hatesparadise]

"You gonna demonstrate push ups for the troopers or are those muscles just for show?"

How was that a normal thing to say to your coworker?

[grenadesandohana]

Compared to Sexual Harassment Seminar Weekend, this was normal?

"My muscles are not for show," Steve said, looking insulted.

[hatesparadise]

They were not allowed to go to that seminar together. Just not allowed.

Danny shrugged and looked him over like he wasn't too sure on that one.

[grenadesandohana]

"I hate you so much," Steve lied, dropping down immediately into the proper push-up position. "This is the lean and rest," he told the Troopers. "First person to beat me in push ups gets me to buy 'em coffee. Danno, you too."

[hatesparadise]

"I have a coffee right here," Danny pointed out, lifting up his extra large cup. "And you love me, you putz."

[grenadesandohana]

"You just know you can't do as many pushups," Steve said, already getting started.

[hatesparadise]

"Because I, for one, enjoy having feeling in my arms for the rest of the day," Danny pointed out. Also, he could enjoy the view a little bit. Covertly.

[grenadesandohana]

"You could feel your arms just fine if you did more pushups," Steve said, not even breathing hard.

[hatesparadise]

"I think my arms are just fine the way they are," Danny countered, tempted to put something on Steve's back to see how that went. "Also, these shirts don't come in a six pack if my shoulders bulk."

[grenadesandohana]

"Now you know why I buy in bulk," Steve said smugly. "Twenty-five, 26, 27--"

[hatesparadise]

"Oh, is that why? And not that you're a cheap bastard?" Danny asked, hopping up to sit on the corner of Steve's desk.

[grenadesandohana]

"Two things can be true at the same time," Steve said, smirking as he stopped in push-up position for a moment. "And this position is how the instructors would have us stay," he told the Troopers, "and then yell at us for a while. Spending our lives in the lean and rest."

There were murmurs of understanding.

[hatesparadise]

"That was how the academy was," Danny replied. "And I'm very glad to be out of it."

Ergo, he wouldn't be willingly repeating the process.

[grenadesandohana]

"Did they have you do Really Strong Guy Who Can Fly pushups?" Steve asked.

[hatesparadise]

There was a little eye-twitch at the memory of it that probably gave it all away. "Luckily I was pretty athletic back then."

[grenadesandohana]

"Does that mean you can't do them any more?" Steve teased, shifting his hands so that one was above his head and one was down closer to chest level and then doing multiple push-ups like the jackass he was.

At least his shirt was still on?

[hatesparadise]

Small mercies!

"You're not gonna trick me into doing push ups, Steven," Danny said with a laugh.

[grenadesandohana]

"How about the dive bomber?" Steve asked.

[hatesparadise]

"Steven." He was at least amused by Steve's weird need to show off here.

[grenadesandohana]

At least in here Steve Rogers wasn't jogging past effortlessly. Steve could win here!

"That a no, Daniel?"

[hatesparadise]

"That is very much a no," he replied dryly. "But don't let me stop you from getting your manliness all over the place."

[grenadesandohana]

"Well, that sounds unhygienic," Steve complained.