Devil's Nest, Thursday Night, April 8, 2021

[texted3times]

Eric had been having a fantastic week, thank you so much for asking! He was lounging by the bar in a shirt that should probably be buttoned, but the bar was hot and so was he, so he wasn't bothering.

The music was Marvin Gaye and the specials were...appropriate for the week?

HALF OFF DRINKS IF YOU'RE WEARING LEATHER PANTS.
NO SHIRTS, NO PROBLEM
IF YOU AREN'T 21, GO *AWAY*

The Devil's Nest was open and the vampire was available, in all senses of that word.

[OOC: Who needs OCD? Open!]

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[ohvalleyofpenis]

You know who else was having a great week? This guy right here.

"Good evening!"

[texted3times]

"Jaskier! Imagine you being here!" Eric said, then winked. "Out of bed!"

[superjoanjett]

You know who was just trying to get through the week? This gal right here.

"Bourbon," she requested. "And I think I supply enough to your profits you can give me half-off for just wearing tight jeans."

Hey, she was at least wearing a leather jacket.

[texted3times]

"But you always wear tight jeans," Eric teased.

[ohvalleyofpenis]

HELLO AGAIN, FEMALE GERALT.

"They are very lovely jeans at that," Jaskier assured her.

[gotyoucookie]

"Or," Nick said, "you could let someone buy you a drink."

Look how smooth he was.

[talentforlying]

"Really, Detective Jones, that jacket alone should get you free drinks this week and every week," John said cheerfully, toasting her with his own drink. "I, at least, will always buy you a bourbon."

[flourish_or_perish]

Faye was not wearing leather pants when she sauntered in tonight, but she was wearing shorts that only barely covered her ass, so maybe she could be forgiven.

"I love this week," she announced in greeting.

[ohvalleyofpenis]

"It's lovely, isn't it?" Because Jaskier was now very obviously appreciating her legs.

[superjoanjett]

"I just want it to be over," Jessica said, trying very hard not to look at Faye and her outfit.

"Mostly."

Oh, god. This week.

"More bourbon please," she said shoving her glass at Tiny.

[stykera]

Was Stark not so subtly appreciating the view offered by Faye's outfit? Absolutely. No reason not to continue admiring everything from afar even if he'd already gotten a much closer look. No reason at all.

"This week has grown on me."

[texted3times]

"It certainly has its charms," Eric agreed, blatantly staring.

You don't wear shorts like that and not want to be appreciated, right?

[talentforlying]

"And this week loves you, sunshine." John, that's not where her eyes where. "Having fun?"

[stykera]

Going to Caritas last night had gone surprisingly well for Stark. He rarely came to this bar but this week was this week and as of last evening he'd decided to just give in to it. He could always regret his life choices later!

The leather pants he was wearing were just a happy coincidence. Wearing leather in the Uncharteds was basically a requirement. Of course he had a pair still. And this week just felt like a good time to wear them, for some reason.

[ohvalleyofpenis]

"Well, hello there!" Jaskier, of course, very obviously enjoyed the leather pants.

[texted3times]

Eric gave him a wave and a smirk. "Half priced drinks for the gentleman, Tiny."

[gotyoucookie]

It was going to be a popular night at the bar, apparently, not that Nick was looking everyone over to see who was there.

"How many people own leather pants?" he asked.

[ohvalleyofpenis]

"More than the average, I'd venture," Jaskier replied with his whipped cream vodka because Tiny was over it.

[texted3times]

"Many," Eric said, "and I certainly appreciate it."

[designateddadfriend]

Travis had not made enough of the right kind of friends in this town to be having a great week.

He had managed to sleep with several rickshaw drivers and the Taste of Thai delivery guy so far, though.

As it was Thursday, and last Thursday, this bar had featured a very pretty shirtless man, Travis headed on over. And was very much pleased to see that the very attractive shirtless man was still here.

"Please tell me this is a regular thing here."

[ohvalleyofpenis]

"We could always ask for it to be," Jaskier suggested. Because he would. Oh, he would.

[chef_chocobro]

Well, this was certainly one was to exploit a minimal age gap to avoid being around Prompto so much right now...

...and he was always saying he needed to socialize more. This certainly seemed the night to do it.

"And here I actually left my leather pants at home this weekend," he opined at the specials board.

But don't think he wasn't considering portalling back to get them.

[flourish_or_perish]

"Well, that's a shame," Faye said, going ahead and blatantly checking out the newcomer. "Not just for the discount."

Yes, hello guy whose name she didn't know, did it matter?

[1000yearstoolate]

Seivarden did not own a pair of leather pants. She showed up wearing black jeans and a shirt, returning from her second Tinder date, which, unlike the previous one, hadn't led to anything. So when she walked past the sign, she decided to check who was working tonight, and since there didn't seem to be anyone around that she preferred to avoid, she ordered a whiskey at the bar.

[stykera]

Stark raised his glass in Seivarden's direction when he saw her arrive. Even if she didn't have leather pants.

[sake_shinigami]

Shunsui had been meaning to get out and troll the bars a little bit this week, and while he knew Movie Class-chan was back in town, he figured he could start with this. When he came in and saw the specials, he even considered making the case that wearing no pants, then, (technically true!) should net a full discount.

But he got one good eyeful of the breakdown of the Nest's demographic tonight, laughed, and turned to breeze his way right back out.

He was probably good.

[talentforlying]

Look, John had tried to stay away from the Nest most of the week, because the last fucking thing he wanted was to run into fucking Lucy.

But he was at the point that he didn't bloody care anymore, and so here he was, waltzing in like he owned the place.

"Wish someone had told me about the pants," he joked, grabbing a spot at the bar. "I've got a few pairs I could have dug out for the occassion."

[1000yearstoolate]

"Eric clearly should have advertised better," Seivarden observed, taking a sip from her whiskey.

"I was going to ask how you're doing, but this week I really don't want to know, either way."