Groovy Tunes; Tuesday [08/03].

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The Annoying Vinyl Hipster was being...well...an annoying vinyl hipster that Tuesday, complaining to Troy that there seemed to be something wrong with all of the record players. And even though Troy didn't really know much about record players, he did have an uncanny ability for fixing things, so he agreed to come over and at least have a look.

But he wasn't hearing anything wrong. Maybe he was definitely not vinyl hipstery enough, but when AVH played the record for him and then looked at Troy expectently, he didn't know what the problem was.

"So what?" he asked. "It sounds fine. Dolly Parton, right?"

That was when AVH shook his head gravely and took a moment to show Troy what album it was.

And Troy? Was stunned.

"What?" he balked, taking the record from him a moment to inspect before shoving it back into his hands. "Play it again."

And, yup, there was no denying it, that was definitely a Hozier song.

Troy's eyes went wide. "Hold on."

He went to grab a Dolly Parton record; they put it on another player, and the results were...

Well, they were a little disturbing, to be honest.

"That's wrinkling my brain," said Troy, stunned, staring at the record players like they were possessed.

Did they have any exorcists around the island? He felt like they should have at least a few exorcists around the island...

Groovy Tunes is open!

[[ and I have not been able to get this out of my head since I saw it, wtfffff?????? ]]