Outside JGOB- Thursday morning

[throughaphase]

As a prophet of Jeff, the God of Biscuits, of course Kitty would be out here today, with pamphlets, accosting anyone who came by to spread the word of the lord by skipping over to them instead of walking.

She was gonna feel real sacrilegious on Saturday but for today it was really important.

She also had a table full of cream pies and it was best not to ask about those.


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[jedigrammarians]

Yes, it was best not to ask about the pies. If Aphra asked about the pies, she might have to pay for them or some other such nonsense.

So as it was she skated up (not very, because cobblestones) stealthily, and started picking up pies to stash on her person. She had a mission!

[throughaphase]

Nope, not very stealthy, which was why Kitty was skipping over to ask, "Have you heard about Jeff?"

While picking up a pie of her own. Hmm.

[jedigrammarians]

Excuse you, Kitty, Aphra needed those pies more than you did.

She didn't exactly freeze, because freezing would've meant that she couldn't pace on the spot, but she did pause with her current pie lifted in the air. "Did something happen to him?" Look, just because she'd lived next door for years didn't mean she knew if Jeff was an actual baker or not.

[throughaphase]

"Not unless by 'happened to him' you mean 'he's our savior.'"

She said, with her own pie lifted, casually, not at all like she was going to throw it or anything.

[jedigrammarians]

Aphra had not survived this long by not recognising when a religious nut was going to spring something on her. The nerve!

Especially when she was already planning something along those lines!

Luckily she knew an irresistible distraction for these types.

"Really? Did you have a pamphlet?" They always had pamphlets.

[throughaphase]

"I do!" Kitty said, fumbling behind her to find a pamphlet on the table she could brandish while never taking her eyes off Aphra. "It's very informative!"

[jedigrammarians]

"Great!" Aphra chirped. "Maybe you could read it to me? I'm only fluent in Basic. Different letters and all."

Blatant lie, but you had to make your own opportunities.

[throughaphase]

"Sure! Let me just..."

Throw this pie at her, like so.

[jedigrammarians]

Please, Aphra had already thrown hers and was dodging out of the way like a badass.

Pity that awkwardly pacing on top of a skateboard while throwing pies didn't so much lend itself to badass dodging as skidding straight into the path of the thing you were trying to dodge.

[throughaphase]

And Kitty was going to shriek a little as she took a pie to the face but still! That would not deter her throwing!

[jedigrammarians]

How dare you, Kitty. How very dare you.

Aphra flailed, trying to scrape cream off her face without dropping the rest of the pies she'd rightfully stolen, blissfully unaware that she was drifting towards the nearest staircase.

[throughaphase]

Kitty had to get pie out of her eyes, which was why she was a little late in her, "Look out!"

[jedigrammarians]

"I'm not falling for Th-AAAAAAH!"

Don't worry, she'd probably be fine. She was surprisingly unkillable.