Irene Adler (
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The Park | Saturday Afternoon
It was a little cool and rainy to be playing in a park, but it wasn't anything Irene wasn't used to, anyway. And while it could be fun to play alone and unsupervised, one could only climb up into so many trees and pretend one was a spy or Robin Hood so many times until one got hungry.
She'd found a loaf of bread in the flat she'd woken up in this morning, and after smearing a pair of slices with jam and eating them herself, she'd hauled the loaf back out to the duck pond she'd noticed earlier, and was now tearing little pieces of bread off to throw gently towards the ducks.
She was persistently trying to get the flamingos interested, too, and wondered if she might be able to befriend one as a pet. Or a croquet mallet, like in Alice in Wonderland. (Never mind that she didn't have an especially firm grasp on the rules of croquet; hadn't much seemed like the Queen of Hearts had, either.)
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She'd found a loaf of bread in the flat she'd woken up in this morning, and after smearing a pair of slices with jam and eating them herself, she'd hauled the loaf back out to the duck pond she'd noticed earlier, and was now tearing little pieces of bread off to throw gently towards the ducks.
She was persistently trying to get the flamingos interested, too, and wondered if she might be able to befriend one as a pet. Or a croquet mallet, like in Alice in Wonderland. (Never mind that she didn't have an especially firm grasp on the rules of croquet; hadn't much seemed like the Queen of Hearts had, either.)
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So he had found a rather cool looking tree and had climbed up into the branches where he was relaxing, watching the ducks and flamingos and anyone who happened to be in the area.
He had watched the dark haired girl walk over and start feeding the ducks. He watched her for a moment as she tried to coax the flamingos over.
"I don't know if flamingos like bread" offered helpfully from his perk in the tree she was standing next to.
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"How do you know?" she challenged. "What do they like, then?"
The ducks loved bread! And the pigeons at home did, too, but she wasn't really supposed to feed them because they were something called a nuisance.
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An idea popped into his head and he grinned. "Oh maybe there are frog eggs or something they are trying to get at!" he exclaimed as he swung his legs over the branch and jumped down with a light thud.
"Wanna go take a look?"
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Doubtful, Dwight. They were pink and adorable. No way they ate something that gross.
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"The birds I know don't eat all kinds of things," she added sniffily. "Maybe these are American flamingos."
Well, they were, but British flamingos would also be totally uninterested in breadcrumbs.
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But she also wanted to know things. All the things. Everything. Even if it involved mud and frogs.
"Careful," she said, edging up to the water on her tiptoes as though something might come out and get her. "You've got mud on you already."
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"Don't see any frogs.... but there are a lot of minnows and I see tadpoles I think over there" he said, leaning out a little farther over the water to try and get a better look.
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But Irene did. She'd read it in a book.
"What's a minnow?" she asked, leaning in to peer at the water.
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Dwight glanced over at her and shook his head with a smirk. "Obviously a city kid. What's your name?"
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And she wasn't really in the mood to argue with this strange boy, but baby things were still those things, if you asked her, so tadpoles were frogs.
(Sometimes Irene's parents suggested she should go into law as an adult, and while Irene didn't much fancy the idea of wearing one of those wigs, she did like coming up with arguments for why other people were wrong!)
"I'm Irene," she said after a moment, pulling herself up with rigid, prim posture. "And yes, I'm from London, which is the greatest city in the whole world, and we don't have minnows there."
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"And minnows are really cool" he said with an affirming nod and then looked at the empty cup he in his hand from his
handwaveyadventures earlier and grinned. "Here let me show you!" he said excitedly as he took the cup and held it out over the water, leaning out a little farther to try and scoop up some of the tiny fish.no subject
But minnows were still interesting, even if she was also a little wary of what he was doing.
"You're going to fall in," she noted, not exactly trying to dissuade or warn him so much as just wanting to say it before it happened. (Then she would get to be right, and an 'I told you so' was one of the best things in life, she was sure.)
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"Almost... got them...." he said, straining a little as he tried to reach just a little farther and then dipped the cup into the water.
Just then he heard a snap as the branch he was bolding broke and he went falling into the pond. A couple of seconds later he was popping up, soaking wet and absolutely muddy. But he was still clutching the cup. He looked in and grinned as he held it up triumphantly.
"Got them!" he called out with a huge smile, totally unphased about the state he was in. Wasn't the first time he had fallen head long into a lake or stream.
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But that wasn't preventing Irene from trying to daintily pick her way over to peek in the cup, all the same.
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Minnows, it turned out, were interesting. Perhaps worth wading into ponds for.
She would need to go fetch her wellies, though.
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Nevertheless, he crept a little closer. "Are those...flamingos?" he asked tentatively. He'd never seen one live before!
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But at a zoo there was usually a little plaque that said whether they were flamingos, and Irene hated to be wrong.
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In any case, while her mind presented solutions to why someone might not have ever been to the zoo, she decided the answer was the same no matter what the reason: be nice to him.
"Want to feed the ducks?" she offered, holding out her bread. "The flamingos don't seem interested, but the ducks love bread."
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Jon bit his lip. He came a little closer, reaching out for the bread, but didn't take it yet. "Are you sure?"