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Captain Shunsui Kyōraku ([personal profile] sake_shinigami) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2022-01-19 05:42 am

Turtle & Canary; Wednesday [01/19].

Despite the man behind the counter carrying two swords at his side at all times, there was, in fact, nothing even remotely sword-related going on at Turtle & Canary that Wednesday, and why would there be? There was, apparently, not even a National Sword Day; the closest you got was National Sword Swallowers Day, and that wasn't until February, but boy, was that going to be an interesting one when it finally rolled around!

No, no swords, just a somewhat unexpected cauldron set up by the Squishy machines, where Apu was diligently attempting add various liquids and ingredients to, stirring it a bit, and then bottling it up, to set on a table and sell as 'POTIONS.'

Shunsui had dealt with enough beurocratic and sometimes legal hoops in his expansive lifetime to know that, before he did anything else (which...let's be honest, he had no intention of doing anything else, either), he had to at least scribble out a sign to slap onto table:

Management of Turtle & Canary takes no responsibility for the effects of said potions.
Injest at your own risk.


Now if you'll excuse him, Shunsui had a counter to go be lazy behind and injest quite a few 'potions' of his own, from one of the many bottles he kept very close at hand.

Today's Squishy Flavors
Popcorn
Quark
Red


Turtle & Canary is open!