Laszlo Cravensworth (
fortworeasons) wrote in
fandomtownies2022-07-07 08:05 am
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Caritas | Thursday Evening
"What's all this, then?" Laszlo asked, gesturing to Zombie Yoko's interestingly-placed bandages.
And when he was told -- the full explanation, because Laszlo was a man of the world who feared nothing, he merely nodded sagely like the doctor he occasionally pretended to be. (He was probably a doctor once, you know.)
"Aloe vera," he prescribed. "Add aloe vera to the area, and it should heal right up."
But then he kept talking.
"You'll also want to pulverize and apply several sea sponges to the area," he continued. "And try to see if you can get the bile of a centaur; always speeds things along a bit."
Anyway. Caritas was open.
And when he was told -- the full explanation, because Laszlo was a man of the world who feared nothing, he merely nodded sagely like the doctor he occasionally pretended to be. (He was probably a doctor once, you know.)
"Aloe vera," he prescribed. "Add aloe vera to the area, and it should heal right up."
But then he kept talking.
"You'll also want to pulverize and apply several sea sponges to the area," he continued. "And try to see if you can get the bile of a centaur; always speeds things along a bit."
Anyway. Caritas was open.

Stage | 7/7
Bar | 7/7
Lounge | 7/7
Back Room | 7/7
OOC | 7/7