Irene Adler (
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The Park | Monday Afternoon
Irene had taken herself off for a little excursion out of town this weekend, as she often did when she started feeling lonely. She'd stayed in a very nice hotel, she'd gotten all kinds of beauty treatments done, and she'd gone shopping (and specifically had scouted out smaller boutiques where someone who was, perhaps, not a natural clothes horse might feel comfortable. Just for reference.)
But she also had also made an impulse purchase. A different sort of one than she normally did -- Irene had not come home with a gorgeous pair of shoes she didn't need or a watch that cost more than a car. She had initially gone into the shelter just to look -- again, moved mostly by loneliness she wouldn't acknowledge -- and had vaguely begun to consider perhaps coming back out with a tiny stylish friend whom she could put a bow on, and maybe keep in a little handbag.
But then she'd seen a wrinkled little face, and for maybe the second time in her life, Irene had fallen in love.
So she was here in the park now, perched on a bench with a very young bulldog playing at her feet and chasing...apparently nothing. No matter. Irene just wanted the little darling to tire herself out before it rained as it was threatening to.
"You'll get it," Irene encouraged, reaching a hand down to pet her new friend. She was immediately rewarded with the presentation of the puppy's tummy, thus confirming that this impulse purchase had been a fantastic choice.
[hark, a rare Monday when I am around. Open!]
But she also had also made an impulse purchase. A different sort of one than she normally did -- Irene had not come home with a gorgeous pair of shoes she didn't need or a watch that cost more than a car. She had initially gone into the shelter just to look -- again, moved mostly by loneliness she wouldn't acknowledge -- and had vaguely begun to consider perhaps coming back out with a tiny stylish friend whom she could put a bow on, and maybe keep in a little handbag.
But then she'd seen a wrinkled little face, and for maybe the second time in her life, Irene had fallen in love.
So she was here in the park now, perched on a bench with a very young bulldog playing at her feet and chasing...apparently nothing. No matter. Irene just wanted the little darling to tire herself out before it rained as it was threatening to.
"You'll get it," Irene encouraged, reaching a hand down to pet her new friend. She was immediately rewarded with the presentation of the puppy's tummy, thus confirming that this impulse purchase had been a fantastic choice.
[hark, a rare Monday when I am around. Open!]

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The pull on the leash of Anna desperately trying to get to the pup at Irene's feet alerted her to it before she even saw it, but, once she did, she could only remark, "Is there actually a dog underneath all that?"
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The puppy herself took immediate notice of Anna, getting right to her feet and pulling on her own (Tiffany, naturally) leash to investigate the other dog.
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"Or," Rosa offered, "she'll stay just like that. This one's been a puppy for as long as I've had her."
Rosa was definitely waiting for the other shoe to drop on that one, when she'd wake up with a full-grown golden retriever with one hell of a growth spurt at the foot of her bed.
Speaking of shoes...
Rosa's eyes flicked toward Irene's, wondering just how long it would be until Anna noticed those.
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"Now there's an idea," Irene noted with consideration, eyeing the two puppies as the little bulldog stepped forward to sniff at Anna across the chasm (read: foot or two) separating them. "She's not magic or anything?"
Magic puppies did not seem out of the question around here.
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"Might be," she said. "Probably, actually. How else do you explain it? She also only knows Russian."
Her attention went down toward the dog.
"Pravil nost, gluppy?" she asked, and Anna let out a resounding, proud bark, ceasing her straining to waggle her tail back and forth while looking back at Rosa.
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She let up a tiny bit of slack on her own puppy's leash, letting her bounce forward and strain with playful interest. "This is Clementine. I'm fairly sure she speaks English."
But then, she was only just getting to know her.
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And that's when Anna noticed Irene's shoes, her attention snapped that way like a hunting dog honing in on prey, and Rosa had to make a very tough decision.
"Watch your feet," she said, keeping the length of Anna's leash firmly where it was. "She likes shoes, too."
Take the warning as a compliment, Irene.
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Though now she was considering whether Clementine might also like shoes. Her closet would perhaps need a gate of some sort.
"That," Irene decided as Clementine decided standing was too much effort and lolled onto her back with a little bark-turned-yawn, "at least seems to be fairly standard among dogs, though admittedly I'm new to this."
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"Anna tends to elevate it to an artform," Rosa noted, then quirked her chin at Clementine. "So why the change? Someone leave her at your doorstep, or something?"
Come on, now, Rosa, she wasn't a koala.
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"I've always wanted a dog," Irene admitted, somewhere near honest there. "We had a cat when I was a child, but dogs are different. Fancied a change."
Read: cats didn't need you the way dogs did, and Irene recognized, however secretly or subconsciously, that it might be quite good for her to have something that was dependent on her.
Also, "And look at her little face." Truly, she'd gone in thinking she might come out with a poodle or a posh little shih tzu. Instead, wrinkles forever and ever, for the woman who paid extra to have everything ironed.
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"She has a face?"
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They'd eventually make it over toward Irene and Dwight gave a wave as they approached.
"Irene! Good to see you" he called out in greeting and also as a heads up that another friendly furball was in coming.
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"All right, Dwight?" she called, tugging the puppy close just in case Snoopy did not want to make a new friend at this time.
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"Seems you got yourself a new friend," he said looking down at the little pile of wrinkles. "And an absolutely adorable one at that," he said with a grin as Snoopy actually dropped his tennis ball to give a happy little yip.
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She had been thinking about it nearly the whole way back. The name ought to suit her incredibly ladylike little girl, she thought, and Clementine was just the right amount of ridiculous frill.
Clementine toddled forward to eye Snoopy, giving an excited little growly bark as she considered her new friend. (So many new friends today. Big day to be Clementine.)
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"How have you two been getting on?"
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"We've only just met," Irene explained, which was also a rather cute way to say that Irene had purchased her and bought her a collar and brought her home and was arranging to have food delivered on a schedule (but only the best food, so this took research.) "But so far it seems to be going well."
'Going well' = Irene would probably take a bullet for this dog.
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"Getting to know each other is a delightful challenge at times" Dwight said with a nod and then a glance over at Snoopy. "But oh so worth it in the end. And with a face like this one" he said giving his attention back to Clementine with a grin "how can anyone not be totally smitten?"
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Instead, there was Clementine, who gave a growly little bark that Irene supposed was meant to be both playful and ferocious as she lolled onto her back to paw at Snoopy, wrinkles everywhere. "But she's my first dog, and I went with my gut."
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Dwight watched the two pups for a moment then turned back to Irene.
"So how are things going as far as getting the place puppy-proofed and all that?" he asked, unable to stop himself from imagining how much damage any of the pups in the park that day could do running lose in Irene's shop.
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Irene shrugged, having to admit defeat here. "I'm not entirely sure what else I need to do for puppy-proofing, besides closing the doors to my closet."
That would not be enough.
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But Irene looked mildly concerned about chewer. "Recommendations would be very welcome," Irene decided, already thinking she needed to make sure Clementine's time spent down in the shop was limited to say the least.
Dildos probably seemed like very appealing chew toys.
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"First thing I would suggest is start with the basics. Snoopy's favorite thing to chew by far, other than sticks, is tennis balls. (there were probably $50 tennis balls that could be added to Clementine's collection now and then)."
And as if to prove that point Snoopy dropped the tennis ball in front of Clementine and gave a happy "play with me" bark.
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"Dwight." Look at that, she even remembered your name, Hendrickson! "How's that gun rack coming?"
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"Oh it's coming .... if you like puzzles with no rhyme or reason to the pieces and shapes' he said with a laugh. "Had actually planned on stopping by sometime soon to see if you would be at all opposed to having a new one built instead?"
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"Like I said," she looked at Dwight through the entire pending potential collision, "it has sentimental value."
It absolutely did not.