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Arthur Lester/John Doe ([personal profile] two_idiots_one_body) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2022-12-21 02:35 pm

The park, Wednesday afternoon

Arthur had just been walking. Nothing terrible was going on, nothing nefarious was lurking, and he needed the exercise so he could stop being the second-skinniest Englishman on the island.

Then John had spotted the birds. Flamingos, from his description, though whatever they were doing seemed very...non-bird-like.

Honestly, Arthur would have been happy to finish the walk and go home.

Jesus fucking Christ, Arthur, would it kill you to let me watch something interesting?

So Arthur was going to be just sitting bored on a park bench for a while. Maybe he should figure out if there was a way to use a phone blind.



[Open park!]

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